My lunch at Wendy's drivethru took longer to deliver

This review actually covers two visits with very different results.

On my way from Springfield to STL, I decided to check out a new place I had never visited, but had read about as a sure thing. Its been so long since visiting Detroit, so I decided to give Detroit-style Dollies a visit. Luckily, it was still daylight as the club is in a bit of a sketchy area. Without too many turns off I-55, I found it. The rough condition of Forest Blvd. and the even rougher condition of the parking lot was an adventure. I'm pretty sure I bottomed out a couple times. In the future, reduce your speed considerably.

To my surprise, the parking lot was fairly packed. I entered and breezed right on in, not waiting for anyone to ask me for a toll. Savvy. I circled toward the right heading for an open spot at the bar to get a drink. Before I could get there, before I could even order, a round-ish, 30-something white woman grabbed my nutsack and said, "Hi, happy Friday." Wanna have a private?" So much for subtle.