Fake tits - no bueno

Recently stopped in to Bobby's for a quickie. It was a Sunday night, early evening, and everything around the Indiana state line was closed when I blew through there -- so I would up in Melrose Park area.

To my surprise, there were between 8 and 10 dudes in the bar and 4 or 5 gals. None, however, were very good looking by any measure. The best of the bunch, I think her name was Stephanie, approached me almost instantly as I entered. She asked if I wanted a drink. I responded that no, I was fine, but if she wanted to give me a lapper, I wouldn't say no. Off we went.

I stayed for 2 songs at 20 per. We mostly engaged in hand to hand combat -- with me losing most of the battle. I did manage to fondle what turned out to be the hardest titties I have ever (tried to) squeeze. Seriously, they were so hard they were off-putting. No tip, no drink, decided staying wasn't worth it and I left, pretending to answer a cell call.