Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club
Closed
8120 Melton Rd Gary, IN 46403

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pensionking
Jul 18, 2018, 2:58 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Late Saturday afternoon, I reached the conclusion that my frustration with lame ass dances had reached a critical tipping point. I know the Chicago area is a desert when it comes to reliable extras. My choices, if willing to make the drive, are Rockford (usually with fuglies) or Indiana. So, I hit the local ATM and pointed myself south for Indiana. I made the stupid mistake of driving directly through downtown forgetting the massive festival ongoing. God awful traffic. What should have been an hour and 5 minutes took over 2-1/2 hours. Every minute, every mile, I felt more and more stupid for making such a long drive chasing a sure thing (from, most likely, a mid-range provider). Oh well, beggars can't be choosers, I guess.

I arrived in Gary around 6:30 pm. Swinging into heir shitty excuse for a parking lot, I quickly observed that mine was the only vehicle. Uh oh! Checking the door, sure enough, it was locked. CLOSED! I checked TUSCL online. TUSCL says hours Saturday are 3 pm to 4 am. WTF?! I tried calling them too, thinking there might be a message on their recorded to no avail. If their closure was a one-off, I am just unlucky. If anyone can corroborate late opening hours on Saturdays, please inform Founder so that he changes the Honey's front page correcting the hours of operation.

Access denied! What a waste of a drive. Scoured TUSCL online for another alternative . . . other review to follow.

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