Reviews by pensionking

Cleverly, club Fantasy has the perfect location, in a sense. When traffic gets backed up on I-80/94 near the Illinois/Indiana border, as it does every afternoon from 4:00 to 7:00, the temptation to...

Tell me, if you drove over 3 hours to conduct business in Ann Arbor, would you then drive the remaining 30 minutes to hit the Inkster extras? I would, and I did. Forgetting that...

After a lackluster lapper at Bobby's, I decided to swing by Louie's on my way home. To get from Bobby's to Louie's, just head south on Mannheim and west on Lake St. in...

Recently stopped in to Bobby's for a quickie. It was a Sunday night, early evening, and everything around the Indiana state line was closed when I blew through there -- so I would...

Having driven a great distance only to find Honey's closed, I sat in Honey's parking lot checking TUSCL on my phone to identify another nearby option. Wanting UHM extras, I dismissed the deja...

Late Saturday afternoon, I reached the conclusion that my frustration with lame ass dances had reached a critical tipping point. I know the Chicago area is a desert when it comes to reliable...

After an underwhelming stop at J's, I decided to head around the corner and visit Louie's. My visit was early evening, and I was surprised to see the parking lot jammed and the...

Recently, I received some messages from the wild and crazy Brooke suggesting that she would be at J's and that I should visit. I had good luck at a nearby casino and I...

I happened to be driving south on Mannheim Road nearing Lake and looked to my right -- to my shock and awe saw cars in the parking at Playpen. I have to say,...

This review actually covers two visits with very different results. On my way from Springfield to STL, I decided to check out a new place I had never visited, but had read about as a...

I was in STL and decided to head East in an attempt to monger it up. Fortunately, I decided to eschew my usual east side haunt (Roxy's) as I later heard they encountered...

I had occasion to be driving directly thru the Rock, so I decided to stop off for a release. Having visited before, I knew what I was going to do and what I would...

I finally made my maiden voyage down under after reading about it for months/years. For those that want brief reviews, I will simply say -- if you have never been -- go!!! ...

This review is part of my first ever visit to TJ. While I spent the majority of my time in Hong Kong (see separate review), I did pop in to Adelita Bar for...

This review actually covers two visits separated by 11 days. Making deliveries across the Indiana/Illinois border, I was facing horrific afternoon traffic. Frustrated by the delays, I decided on mid-afternoon visits for some rest...

I had an hour to kill with a little thirst and a little hunger, so I decided to stop in to Louie's for a cold one. I was also hoping for a warm...

On two separate recent visits, I enjoyed the company of two different dancers delivering private dances with the usual results. What made the visits unique was that they came at remarkably different price...

I visited Louie's after a somewhat longer than usual absence hoping to connect with the fun (and wild) Brooke. Alas, no Brooke to be found on this day. I settled in with a complete...

I recently had occasion to be traveling through NW Indiana with about 2 hours to kill. What better way to spend an afternoon than at a SC, right? The problem I encountered this particular...

After making a delivery in nearby Franklin Park, I decided to stop in to Louie's for an afternoon refreshment. Nothing much has changed since my last visit regarding ambiance. The slot machines...

I recently had an hour to kill and decided to make a stop at Fantasy, a place where I have had some past good times. This wasn't one of those times. My first mistake...

I was driving on I-294 when I decided I needed a drink and some company. Though I was in the area of Louie's and Carl's, I decided to try a new place for...

This visit to Fantasy is not that much different from several others. The afternoon seems to be the best time of day to visit -- no cover, cool bouncers, aggressive dancers. Plus,...

I recently decided to ride out some bad weather by stopping in to Louie's to see what was happening. I have to say, my visit was an all time low, even for Lou's. There...