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published 6 yrs ago
Fantasy
3850 179th St Hammond, IN 46324
Fantasy is anything but a fantasy these days
Cleverly, club Fantasy has the perfect location, in a sense. When traffic gets backed up on I-80/94 near the Illinois/Indiana border, as it does every afternoon from 4:00 to 7:00, the temptation to stop…
published 6 yrs ago
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave Inkster, MI 48141
Bogarts Provides A Reliable Experience
Tell me, if you drove over 3 hours to conduct business in Ann Arbor, would you then drive the remaining 30 minutes to hit the Inkster extras? I would, and I did. Forgetting that Tuesdays…
published 6 yrs ago
Louie's Lounge
4601 W Lake St Melrose Park, IL 60160
Louie's is very consistent in being mediocre
After a lackluster lapper at Bobby's, I decided to swing by Louie's on my way home. To get from Bobby's to Louie's, just head south on Mannheim and west on Lake St. in around…
published 6 yrs ago
Bobby's Bar
2003 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60160
Fake tits - no bueno
Recently stopped in to Bobby's for a quickie. It was a Sunday night, early evening, and everything around the Indiana state line was closed when I blew through there -- so I would up…
published 7 yrs ago
The Man Cave
3201 E Dunes Hwy Gary, IN 46402
Tried club for first time - not open
Having driven a great distance only to find Honey's closed, I sat in Honey's parking lot checking TUSCL on my phone to identify another nearby option. Wanting UHM extras, I dismissed the deja vu's…
published 7 yrs ago
Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club
8120 Melton Rd Gary, IN 46403
Sure thing -- Denied!
Late Saturday afternoon, I reached the conclusion that my frustration with lame ass dances had reached a critical tipping point. I know the Chicago area is a desert when it comes to reliable extras.…
published 7 yrs ago
Louie's Lounge
4601 W Lake St Melrose Park, IL 60160
Tried back room for a change - mixed thoughts
After an underwhelming stop at J's, I decided to head around the corner and visit Louie's. My visit was early evening, and I was surprised to see the parking lot jammed and the bar…
published 7 yrs ago
J's Bar & Grill
2101 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60164
First Private dance for me at J's was neither private nor a dance
Recently, I received some messages from the wild and crazy Brooke suggesting that she would be at J's and that I should visit. I had good luck at a nearby casino and I kinda…
published 7 yrs ago
Playpen
1536 Mannheim Rd Stone Park, IL 60165
Not sure why this is even considered a strip club anymore
I happened to be driving south on Mannheim Road nearing Lake and looked to my right -- to my shock and awe saw cars in the parking at Playpen. I have to say, years…
published 7 yrs ago
Dollie's Playhouse
6210 Forest Blvd East St Louis, IL 62204
My lunch at Wendy's drivethru took longer to deliver
This review actually covers two visits with very different results. On my way from Springfield to STL, I decided to check out a new place I had never visited, but had read about as a sure…
published 7 yrs ago
Miss Kitty Showgirls
5200 Bunkum Rd East St Louis, IL 62204
As if Walmart charged like Tiffany
I was in STL and decided to head East in an attempt to monger it up. Fortunately, I decided to eschew my usual east side haunt (Roxy's) as I later heard they encountered a…
published 7 yrs ago
Chantilly Lace
106 7th St, Rockford, IL 61104, USA
Not Worth A Special Trip . . .
I had occasion to be driving directly thru the Rock, so I decided to stop off for a release. Having visited before, I knew what I was going to do and what I would get. Parking…
published 7 yrs ago
Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club
Calle Coahuila 2009 Zona Nte., Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
Bucket List Checked
I finally made my maiden voyage down under after reading about it for months/years. For those that want brief reviews, I will simply say -- if you have never been -- go!!! It…
published 7 yrs ago
Adelita Bar
Calle Coahuila 1841, Zona Nte. Tijuana, B.C. Mexico
First Time, First Impressions
This review is part of my first ever visit to TJ. While I spent the majority of my time in Hong Kong (see separate review), I did pop in to Adelita Bar for about…
published 7 yrs ago
Fantasy
3850 179th St Hammond, IN 46324
New friend, Same Results
This review actually covers two visits separated by 11 days. Making deliveries across the Indiana/Illinois border, I was facing horrific afternoon traffic. Frustrated by the delays, I decided on mid-afternoon visits for some rest and…
published 8 yrs ago
Louie's Lounge
4601 W Lake St Melrose Park, IL 60160
Not my best visit here -- compared to past
I had an hour to kill with a little thirst and a little hunger, so I decided to stop in to Louie's for a cold one. I was also hoping for a warm one. As…
published 8 yrs ago
Fantasy
3850 179th St Hammond, IN 46324
Same results with remarkably different price points
On two separate recent visits, I enjoyed the company of two different dancers delivering private dances with the usual results. What made the visits unique was that they came at remarkably different price points. On…
published 8 yrs ago
Louie's Lounge
4601 W Lake St Melrose Park, IL 60160
Diamond in rough
I visited Louie's after a somewhat longer than usual absence hoping to connect with the fun (and wild) Brooke. Alas, no Brooke to be found on this day. I settled in with a complete stranger…
published 8 yrs ago
Fantasy
3850 179th St Hammond, IN 46324
As close to drive thru service as one can get this day ...
I recently had occasion to be traveling through NW Indiana with about 2 hours to kill. What better way to spend an afternoon than at a SC, right? The problem I encountered this particular afternoon…
published 8 yrs ago
Louie's Lounge
4601 W Lake St Melrose Park, IL 60160
Reliable friction lapper from old faithful
After making a delivery in nearby Franklin Park, I decided to stop in to Louie's for an afternoon refreshment. Nothing much has changed since my last visit regarding ambiance. The slot machines were…
published 8 yrs ago
Fantasy
3850 179th St Hammond, IN 46324
I recently had an hour to...
I recently had an hour to kill and decided to make a stop at Fantasy, a place where I have had some past good times. This wasn't one of those times. My first mistake was…
published 8 yrs ago
Bobby's Bar
2003 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60160
I was driving on I-294 when...
I was driving on I-294 when I decided I needed a drink and some company. Though I was in the area of Louie's and Carl's, I decided to try a new place for the…
published 8 yrs ago
Fantasy
3850 179th St Hammond, IN 46324
This visit to Fantasy is not...
This visit to Fantasy is not that much different from several others. The afternoon seems to be the best time of day to visit -- no cover, cool bouncers, aggressive dancers. Plus, for…
published 8 yrs ago
Louie's Lounge
4601 W Lake St Melrose Park, IL 60160
I recently decided to ride out...
I recently decided to ride out some bad weather by stopping in to Louie's to see what was happening. I have to say, my visit was an all time low, even for Lou's. There was…
published 8 yrs ago
Fantasy
3850 179th St Hammond, IN 46324
I have found a new go-to...
I have found a new go-to establishment in NW Indiana - it is Fantasy. After reading reviews from other TUSCL experts, I decided, on a whim, to try Fantasy in the early afternoon. Seems that…
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