pensionking

Illinois

Reviews by pensionking

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  6 years ago
  Fantasy

  Hammond, Indiana
  Fantasy is anything but a fantasy these days

  Cleverly, club Fantasy has the perfect location, in a sense. When traffic gets backed up on I-80/94 near the Illinois/Indiana border, as it does every afternoon from 4:00 to 7:00, the temptation to...
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  6 years ago
  Bogarts Lounge

  Inkster, Michigan
  Bogarts Provides A Reliable Experience

  Tell me, if you drove over 3 hours to conduct business in Ann Arbor, would you then drive the remaining 30 minutes to hit the Inkster extras? I would, and I did. Forgetting that...
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  Longball300
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  6 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  Louie's is very consistent in being mediocre

  After a lackluster lapper at Bobby's, I decided to swing by Louie's on my way home. To get from Bobby's to Louie's, just head south on Mannheim and west on Lake St. in...
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  6 years ago
  Bobby's Bar

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  Fake tits - no bueno

  Recently stopped in to Bobby's for a quickie. It was a Sunday night, early evening, and everything around the Indiana state line was closed when I blew through there -- so I would...
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  6 years ago
  The Man Cave

  Lake Station, Indiana
  Tried club for first time - not open

  Having driven a great distance only to find Honey's closed, I sat in Honey's parking lot checking TUSCL on my phone to identify another nearby option. Wanting UHM extras, I dismissed the deja...
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  Stolz
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  6 years ago
  Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

  Lake Station, Indiana
  Sure thing -- Denied!

  Late Saturday afternoon, I reached the conclusion that my frustration with lame ass dances had reached a critical tipping point. I know the Chicago area is a desert when it comes to reliable...
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  star2727
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  6 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  Tried back room for a change - mixed thoughts

  After an underwhelming stop at J's, I decided to head around the corner and visit Louie's. My visit was early evening, and I was surprised to see the parking lot jammed and the...
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  6 years ago
  J's Bar & Grill

  Northlake, Illinois
  First Private dance for me at J's was neither private nor a dance

  Recently, I received some messages from the wild and crazy Brooke suggesting that she would be at J's and that I should visit. I had good luck at a nearby casino and I...
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  pensionking
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  6 years ago
  Playpen

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  Not sure why this is even considered a strip club anymore

  I happened to be driving south on Mannheim Road nearing Lake and looked to my right -- to my shock and awe saw cars in the parking at Playpen. I have to say,...
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  6 years ago
  Dollie's Playhouse

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  My lunch at Wendy's drivethru took longer to deliver

  This review actually covers two visits with very different results. On my way from Springfield to STL, I decided to check out a new place I had never visited, but had read about as a...
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  6 years ago
  Miss Kitty Showgirls

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  As if Walmart charged like Tiffany

  I was in STL and decided to head East in an attempt to monger it up. Fortunately, I decided to eschew my usual east side haunt (Roxy's) as I later heard they encountered...
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  7 years ago
  Chantilly Lace

  Rockford, Illinois
  Not Worth A Special Trip . . .

  I had occasion to be driving directly thru the Rock, so I decided to stop off for a release. Having visited before, I knew what I was going to do and what I would...
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  SamPerkins_420
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  7 years ago
  Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

  Tijuana, Baja California
  Bucket List Checked

  I finally made my maiden voyage down under after reading about it for months/years. For those that want brief reviews, I will simply say -- if you have never been -- go!!! ...
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  Jascoi
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  7 years ago
  Adelita Bar

  Tijuana, Baja California
  First Time, First Impressions

  This review is part of my first ever visit to TJ. While I spent the majority of my time in Hong Kong (see separate review), I did pop in to Adelita Bar for...
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  6 years ago

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  tbot1102
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  7 years ago
  Fantasy

  Hammond, Indiana
  New friend, Same Results

  This review actually covers two visits separated by 11 days. Making deliveries across the Indiana/Illinois border, I was facing horrific afternoon traffic. Frustrated by the delays, I decided on mid-afternoon visits for some rest...
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  7 years ago

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  chi_reds
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  7 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  Not my best visit here -- compared to past

  I had an hour to kill with a little thirst and a little hunger, so I decided to stop in to Louie's for a cold one. I was also hoping for a warm...
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  7 years ago
  Fantasy

  Hammond, Indiana
  Same results with remarkably different price points

  On two separate recent visits, I enjoyed the company of two different dancers delivering private dances with the usual results. What made the visits unique was that they came at remarkably different price...
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  7 years ago

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  SamPerkins_420
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  7 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  Diamond in rough

  I visited Louie's after a somewhat longer than usual absence hoping to connect with the fun (and wild) Brooke. Alas, no Brooke to be found on this day. I settled in with a complete...
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  jimmyblong
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  7 years ago
  Fantasy

  Hammond, Indiana
  As close to drive thru service as one can get this day ...

  I recently had occasion to be traveling through NW Indiana with about 2 hours to kill. What better way to spend an afternoon than at a SC, right? The problem I encountered this particular...
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  7 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  Reliable friction lapper from old faithful

  After making a delivery in nearby Franklin Park, I decided to stop in to Louie's for an afternoon refreshment. Nothing much has changed since my last visit regarding ambiance. The slot machines...
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  pensionking
• review

  8 years ago
  Fantasy

  Hammond, Indiana
  I recently had an hour to...

  I recently had an hour to kill and decided to make a stop at Fantasy, a place where I have had some past good times. This wasn't one of those times. My first mistake...
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  8 years ago
  Bobby's Bar

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  I was driving on I-294 when...

  I was driving on I-294 when I decided I needed a drink and some company. Though I was in the area of Louie's and Carl's, I decided to try a new place for...
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  8 years ago
  Fantasy

  Hammond, Indiana
  This visit to Fantasy is not...

  This visit to Fantasy is not that much different from several others. The afternoon seems to be the best time of day to visit -- no cover, cool bouncers, aggressive dancers. Plus,...
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  8 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  I recently decided to ride out...

  I recently decided to ride out some bad weather by stopping in to Louie's to see what was happening. I have to say, my visit was an all time low, even for Lou's. There...
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  8 years ago

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  cookiemon