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76 reviews by pensionking

Fantasy

Hammond, IN

Fantasy is anything but a fantasy these days

Cleverly, club Fantasy has the perfect location, in a sense. When traffic gets backed up on I-80/94 near the Illinois/Indiana border, as it does every afternoon from 4:00 to 7:00, the temptation to stop…

7 yrs ago

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Bogarts Provides A Reliable Experience

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Tell me, if you drove over 3 hours to conduct business in Ann Arbor, would you then drive the remaining 30 minutes to hit the Inkster extras? I would, and I did. Forgetting that Tuesdays…

7 yrs ago2

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

Louie's is very consistent in being mediocre

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

After a lackluster lapper at Bobby's, I decided to swing by Louie's on my way home. To get from Bobby's to Louie's, just head south on Mannheim and west on Lake St. in around…

7 yrs ago

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

Fake tits - no bueno

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Recently stopped in to Bobby's for a quickie. It was a Sunday night, early evening, and everything around the Indiana state line was closed when I blew through there -- so I would up…

7 yrs ago

The Man Cave

Lake Station, IN

Tried club for first time - not open

★★★★★★1.0/10

Having driven a great distance only to find Honey's closed, I sat in Honey's parking lot checking TUSCL on my phone to identify another nearby option. Wanting UHM extras, I dismissed the deja vu's…

8 yrs ago3

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, IN

Sure thing -- Denied!

★★★★★★1.0/10

Late Saturday afternoon, I reached the conclusion that my frustration with lame ass dances had reached a critical tipping point. I know the Chicago area is a desert when it comes to reliable extras.…

8 yrs ago1

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

Tried back room for a change - mixed thoughts

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

After an underwhelming stop at J's, I decided to head around the corner and visit Louie's. My visit was early evening, and I was surprised to see the parking lot jammed and the bar…

8 yrs ago

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, IL

First Private dance for me at J's was neither private nor a dance

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Recently, I received some messages from the wild and crazy Brooke suggesting that she would be at J's and that I should visit. I had good luck at a nearby casino and I kinda…

8 yrs ago2

Playpen

Melrose Park, IL

Not sure why this is even considered a strip club anymore

★★★★★★1.3/10

I happened to be driving south on Mannheim Road nearing Lake and looked to my right -- to my shock and awe saw cars in the parking at Playpen. I have to say, years…

8 yrs ago

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, IL

My lunch at Wendy's drivethru took longer to deliver

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This review actually covers two visits with very different results. On my way from Springfield to STL, I decided to check out a new place I had never visited, but had read about as a sure…

8 yrs ago

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, IL

As if Walmart charged like Tiffany

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

I was in STL and decided to head East in an attempt to monger it up. Fortunately, I decided to eschew my usual east side haunt (Roxy's) as I later heard they encountered a…

8 yrs ago

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, IL

Not Worth A Special Trip . . .

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I had occasion to be driving directly thru the Rock, so I decided to stop off for a release. Having visited before, I knew what I was going to do and what I would get. Parking…

8 yrs ago1

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Bucket List Checked

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

I finally made my maiden voyage down under after reading about it for months/years. For those that want brief reviews, I will simply say -- if you have never been -- go!!! It…

8 yrs ago11

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, BC

First Time, First Impressions

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

This review is part of my first ever visit to TJ. While I spent the majority of my time in Hong Kong (see separate review), I did pop in to Adelita Bar for about…

8 yrs ago1

Fantasy

Hammond, IN

New friend, Same Results

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This review actually covers two visits separated by 11 days. Making deliveries across the Indiana/Illinois border, I was facing horrific afternoon traffic. Frustrated by the delays, I decided on mid-afternoon visits for some rest and…

8 yrs ago1

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

Not my best visit here -- compared to past

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I had an hour to kill with a little thirst and a little hunger, so I decided to stop in to Louie's for a cold one. I was also hoping for a warm one. As…

8 yrs ago

Fantasy

Hammond, IN

Same results with remarkably different price points

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

On two separate recent visits, I enjoyed the company of two different dancers delivering private dances with the usual results. What made the visits unique was that they came at remarkably different price points. On…

8 yrs ago2

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

Diamond in rough

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I visited Louie's after a somewhat longer than usual absence hoping to connect with the fun (and wild) Brooke. Alas, no Brooke to be found on this day. I settled in with a complete stranger…

8 yrs ago1

Fantasy

Hammond, IN

As close to drive thru service as one can get this day ...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I recently had occasion to be traveling through NW Indiana with about 2 hours to kill. What better way to spend an afternoon than at a SC, right? The problem I encountered this particular afternoon…

9 yrs ago

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

Reliable friction lapper from old faithful

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After making a delivery in nearby Franklin Park, I decided to stop in to Louie's for an afternoon refreshment. Nothing much has changed since my last visit regarding ambiance. The slot machines were…

9 yrs ago2

Fantasy

Hammond, IN

I recently had an hour to...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I recently had an hour to kill and decided to make a stop at Fantasy, a place where I have had some past good times. This wasn't one of those times. My first mistake was…

9 yrs ago

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

I was driving on I-294 when...

★★★★★★★2.7/10

I was driving on I-294 when I decided I needed a drink and some company. Though I was in the area of Louie's and Carl's, I decided to try a new place for the…

9 yrs ago

Fantasy

Hammond, IN

This visit to Fantasy is not...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This visit to Fantasy is not that much different from several others. The afternoon seems to be the best time of day to visit -- no cover, cool bouncers, aggressive dancers. Plus, for…

9 yrs ago

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, IL

I recently decided to ride out...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I recently decided to ride out some bad weather by stopping in to Louie's to see what was happening. I have to say, my visit was an all time low, even for Lou's. There was…

9 yrs ago1

Fantasy

Hammond, IN

I have found a new go-to...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I have found a new go-to establishment in NW Indiana - it is Fantasy. After reading reviews from other TUSCL experts, I decided, on a whim, to try Fantasy in the early afternoon. Seems that…

9 yrs ago