Alimony

A born monger

Reviews by Alimony

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  7 years ago
  Red Room

  Baltimore, Maryland
  I fine-a-wee fucked a wee tahd!

  So there is a blonde with a decent body and great tits who is either retarded or convincingly presents as a retard. Am I hoping it's full wee tahd? Yes. Yes...
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  7 years ago

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  wallanon
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  7 years ago
  Jewel Box

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Bad and pressure packed

  I walked in, and was welcomed by two pear shaped piggos. And then who walked up? That one lady who looks like Meg Ryan 700 years from now. Not only is...
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  7 years ago
  The Pony

  Starkville, Mississippi
  Gradually improved

  I walked in. A dancer asked me to buy her a beer, then didn't speak to me but occasionally blew smoke in my face. The bartender would NOT give out the Wi-Fi...
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  7 years ago
  Delilah's

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Sparse but fun

  I am writing live from Delilah's on Saturday afternoon around 2 pm. There ARE very few dancers, which I expected given the time of day. That said, I figured that if I'm...
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  7 years ago
  Club Pussycat

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Midweek Block Flow

  Look, I kinda surprised them with a Wednesday visit. I realize that a review of my Block trips shows Saturday prime time action. But I got sent here as part of a...
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  7 years ago
  Club Harem

  Baltimore, Maryland
  This is where Rob's ladies are

  So, there is one--and I mean one--of Rob's old hot ladies here. And guess what? She won't fuck. The only ones who retire to the back room are pear shaed or...
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  7 years ago

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  Aboater2
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  7 years ago
  Delilah's Den Atlantic City

  Atlantic City, New Jersey
  Full service waiting to happen

  Alright look...I got a hold of one of the dancers and asked her what's up. She told me to buy a $25 lap dance and she'd tell me. When we were in...
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  7 years ago
  Jewel Box

  Baltimore, Maryland
  C'est le Rob!

  Long story short: Rob is here now. Long story long: his mystique, or whatever it was, has vanished. He no longer commands a Harem of Skanks. He conducts himself as The...
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  7 years ago

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  MrEddyG
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  7 years ago
  Club Pussycat

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Another easy round tripper

  So, I'm in B-more, having traveled from DC and won like 500 bucks at Horseshoe Casino. It's maybe 5 pm, and I'm thinkin', maybe I can pussy up before the crowds get too...
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  7 years ago

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  cipdevice
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  7 years ago
  Club Pussycat

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Another easy round tripper

  So, I'm in B-more, having traveled from DC and won like 500 bucks at Horseshoe Casino. It's maybe 5 pm, and I'm thinkin', maybe I can pussy up before the crowds get too...
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  7 years ago
  Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

  Las Vegas, Nevada
  A Shame About the Champagne

  I was 4 grand to the good thanks to a royal flush, and was willing to part with a chunk of it for the right experience. I hit up Sapphire, paid my 50...
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  7 years ago

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  623
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  8 years ago
  Club Pussycat

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Just another roll into CP

  Well, there's good news and bad news. The good news is, for the third consecutive visit, I observed new talent. Also, said new talent is down for a full menu plus desset,...
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  8 years ago

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  mafeditor
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  8 years ago
  Red Room

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Update

  So, you might want to be cognizant of this update. You know how that guy Rob was responsible for the alleged return of the alleged hotties? Well, I'm present here on...
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  8 years ago

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  tdcx
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  8 years ago
  Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Roughly what I expected

  I think I got roughly what I bargained for with this club. I live on the east coast and had to be in PHX for a conference, and had one final night in...
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  8 years ago

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  mark94
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  8 years ago
  Hoops

  New York, New York
  Not many dancers and not that hot

  The idea seems cool, but it's not that well executed. I walked in, paid cover (also good next door), and stepped inside. Only a handful of customers and maybe 4 or 5...
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  8 years ago
  Rick's Cabaret New York

  New York, New York
  The Big Hustle

  I wound up with free cover because I'd already paid it at Hoops, the place next door. I checked my coat and went into the main room. At that point, a semi-cute blonde rushed...
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  8 years ago
  Circus Bar

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Brutal

  I was in the vicinity of the Block post-happy hour, and I thought, "Hey, maybe I can sneak in a quick visit before it gets too crowded." So I walked in and instantly...
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  8 years ago
  Delilah's

  Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
  Lots of dancers, big upsell

  I've traveled to Philly before and tried this place out, with mixed results, so I decided to give it another whirl. One thing I like about this joint is how roomy and spacious...
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  8 years ago
  Club Pussycat

  Baltimore, Maryland
  A couple new ladies on hand

  You'll never believe this, but there are actually a few new hands on deck at the ol' CP. Now, don't get me wrong here...it's not exactly a revelation, like some kind of "holy...
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  8 years ago
  Club Pussycat

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Getting worse

  This was an odd and discomfiting visit to the CP. I walked in, and the dumpy array of Saturday evening fatties essentially ignored me. When I sat down, George, who I've known...
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  8 years ago

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  allenjoon
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  8 years ago
  Jewel Box

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Just felt like gettin' some

  I left my old job on a Friday, got my five months of severance and unused vacation time, and was starting a new gig on a Monday. During the weekend in between, it's...
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  8 years ago

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  Jackmd
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  8 years ago
  Stiletto's Cabaret

  New Orleans, Louisiana
  Wretched

  I was wandering around Bourbon Street, thinking about hitting up some strip clubs late at night. I popped my head into Stiletto's because I hadn't been there before. I was told no...
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  8 years ago
  Choice Gentlemen's Club

  Minneapolis, Minnesota
  Kind of a weird daytime visit

  I understand that if I choose to arrive on a Friday afternoon at 2 pm, there won't necessarily be a ton of sexy lay-days walking the floor/stage. I get that. But this...
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  8 years ago
  Jewel Box

  Baltimore, Maryland
  Awful

  If it's possible for a place to be even more barren than my soul, that place would be the Jewel Box. I walked in downstairs, and there were two girls...a 4 dancing, and...
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  8 years ago

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  MissScorpion