Reviews by iknowbetter

A string of bad visits caused me to take DD out of rotation. However some recent positive reviews had me hopeful that things might be looking up at DD, so I decided to stop...

I arrived to Cheetah around 10 pm on a Wednesday. Plenty of free parking. Light pat down at the door. No ID check. $20 cover, which was kind of steep considering the lack of...

I stopped in to Booby Trap on a Monday after work - appx 6 pm. No cover, but I was a little soured to have gotten charged $5 instead of $2 for parking because...

I stop by Solid Gold Pompano from time to time, always hoping to see if things pick up. Unfortunately, it always seems to be dead. This most recent visit was at 11 pm on...

I rarely make it out to Dean’s Gold, but whenever I go there I am impressed with the quality of the talent. Because of this I would consider Dean’s to be one of south...

I visited Tootsies on a Monday around 10 pm. Monday is typically the slowest strip club night of the week, and this was a slow night at Tootsies. However, I kind of enjoyed the...

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday night appx 10pm. The lack of cars in the large, well lit , free parking lot was a good indication of what to expect. I was...

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday afternoon/ evening as a pregame to the Dolphins MNF. Cheetah is not as close to the stadium as Tootsie’s, but it’s still an easy 15-20 min drive...

There have been so many overly-positive reviews of Cheetah Pompano recently that I decided I needed to drop in and see what all the hubbub was about. I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon...

I made a last minute decision to drop in to Cheetah Pompano at about 4:00 pm Monday. $2 parking, no cover, $4.50 beers. The club was busier than I would have expected for a...

I had not been to Cheetah Hallandale in quite awhile, and since there has been a 2am-er, rumored changes in ownership, and some negative reports lately, I thought it was time I dropped in...

Had an opportunity to visit DD at about 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. I’m hoping that maybe I was just there too early since DD simply did not live up to my (admittedly high)...

Apologies in advance for if I offend anyone by being too explicit. And everything on this site should be considered a work of fiction. I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Friday afternoon, appx 3...

After reading the enthusiastic reviews of Solid Gold’s much anticipated re-opening, I finally had the chance to visit on a Thursday evening in mid December, about 7:30 pm. This is one of the...

Good value for anyone inclined to visit a strip club at 2:00 in the afternoon. I visited Cheetah Hallandale early on a Friday afternoon. There was plenty of available parking, no line,...

Empowered by my second COVID shot, I ventured out to my first post-COVID club visit last Friday afternoon. I stopped by Cheetah Hallandale since this had previously been one of my favorite day shift...

I stopped in at Cheetah Hallandale on my way home from work on a Friday afternoon in late September. It was pretty busy with the happy hour crowd, but still ample parking available....

I stopped by Cheetah Pompano on a Thursday about 5 pm. The parking lot was fairly full, but there was still plenty of available parking farther down in the south end. I...

I visited The BT twice over a two week period. My experiences were different both times, but the one constant is that the place smelled like piss - especially in the area of...

I was in DC on business last week, and rather than eat alone in a restaurant, I decided to eat alone, looking at naked women. Camelot has always been considered the gold...

Based on a couple of negative reviews, and having witnessed the recent decline of other South Florida clubs, I felt an obligation to see for myself what was going on at DD. I...

My overall impression of Solid Gold is consistent with most of the other reviews. This particular iteration of SG has not yet reached its former Ft Lauderdale glory, and it is unlikely that...

I had time to kill between meetings and picking up associates at FLL. Didn’t make sense to drive back to 305 only to turn around and head back north to 954, so I...

I stopped in at SG on a Friday afternoon around 4 pm. The facility is one of the nicest in S FL, and there was more than adequate parking in a monitored,...