Reviews

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

I had a rare opportunity to go out to DD at 10pm on a Friday. Ordinarily this is “prime time” strip clubbing, when the hottest girls are working. Unfortunately this was not the case at…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

I visited Cheetah Pompano on a Friday afternoon after a couple months strip club hiatus. Everything was just as I had left it back in February, with plenty of lighted, fenced parking for $2 to…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

As others have mentioned, Diamond Dolls has been hit or miss at best lately, however, last Tuesday was a very strange (in a good way) experience at DD. I visited Diamond Dolls at 10:00 pm on…

Peppermint Hippo

Pompano Beach, FL

The Peppermint Hippo Pompano had its soft opening a couple of weeks ago and I recently had my first opportunity to check it out. Let’s just call it Solid Gold 2.0. I could literally…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

I had an occasion to be in West Palm on a Friday afternoon so I dropped in to see what was going on at Cheetah West Palm Beach. It turns out, not much.…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

I found myself between morning and late afternoon meetings in Miami and West Palm, so with a couple hours to kill in transit, I stopped in to Cheetah Pompano at about 1:30 pm on a…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

I visited DIamond Dolls on a Thursday afternoon around 5 pm. There was plenty of available parking on the south lot. Paid $2 to park. No cover, no id check, no pat down.…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Cheetah Hallandale has been my “go to” club for years. I have definitely had more good experiences than bad, but lately the girls have just gotten too fat and aggressive for my liking, and I…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

There is probably no reason to ever go to a strip club at 1:00 pm on a Monday, except that you might encounter a baby stripper. It turns out that many clubs put their rookie…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

There is probably no reason to ever go to a strip club at 1:00 pm on a Monday, except that you might encounter a baby stripper. It turns out that many clubs put their rookie…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Tuesday afternoon visit to Diamond Dolls, so my expectations were fairly low. Parking lot was about half full, paid $2 to the guy at the door. No cover. No id check. No pat down. There…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Things are definitely looking up at DD Pompano. My latest visit was a vast improvement from my previous recent visits. I’m hoping this is a trend and not an anomaly. I visited DD Pompano on a…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

I visited Cheetah Pompano on a Monday afternoon, appx 5 pm. Monday is of course the slowest day of the week for strip clubs, but Cheetah was reasonably lively with a decent number of girls…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

I visited Deans Gold on a Wednesday night around 11:00 pm. I paid $5 to park, $20 cover, and $9 for a domestic beer. So I was -$34.00 before I sat down. The club…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

Having read some mediocre reviews of the West Palm Beach clubs, and having been spoiled by Broward clubs, I didn’t have very high expectations for Cheetah West Palm. However, a friend’s rerouted flight to PBI…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

A string of bad visits caused me to take DD out of rotation. However some recent positive reviews had me hopeful that things might be looking up at DD, so I decided to stop in.…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

I arrived to Cheetah around 10 pm on a Wednesday. Plenty of free parking. Light pat down at the door. No ID check. $20 cover, which was kind of steep considering the lack of quality…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

I stopped in to Booby Trap on a Monday after work - appx 6 pm. No cover, but I was a little soured to have gotten charged $5 instead of $2 for parking because I…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, FL

I stop by Solid Gold Pompano from time to time, always hoping to see if things pick up. Unfortunately, it always seems to be dead. This most recent visit was at 11 pm on Thursday,…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

I rarely make it out to Dean’s Gold, but whenever I go there I am impressed with the quality of the talent. Because of this I would consider Dean’s to be one of south Florida’s…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

I visited Tootsies on a Monday around 10 pm. Monday is typically the slowest strip club night of the week, and this was a slow night at Tootsies. However, I kind of enjoyed the slowness.…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday night appx 10pm. The lack of cars in the large, well lit , free parking lot was a good indication of what to expect. I was wanded…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday afternoon/ evening as a pregame to the Dolphins MNF. Cheetah is not as close to the stadium as Tootsie’s, but it’s still an easy 15-20 min drive or…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

There have been so many overly-positive reviews of Cheetah Pompano recently that I decided I needed to drop in and see what all the hubbub was about. I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon from…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

I made a last minute decision to drop in to Cheetah Pompano at about 4:00 pm Monday. $2 parking, no cover, $4.50 beers. The club was busier than I would have expected for a Monday…