Reviews by Iknowbetter

Cheetah Hallandale has been my “go to” club for years. I have definitely had more good experiences than bad, but lately the girls have just gotten too fat and aggressive for my liking, and I…

There is probably no reason to ever go to a strip club at 1:00 pm on a Monday, except that you might encounter a baby stripper. It turns out that many clubs put their rookie…

There is probably no reason to ever go to a strip club at 1:00 pm on a Monday, except that you might encounter a baby stripper. It turns out that many clubs put their rookie…

Tuesday afternoon visit to Diamond Dolls, so my expectations were fairly low. Parking lot was about half full, paid $2 to the guy at the door. No cover. No id check. No pat down. There…

Things are definitely looking up at DD Pompano. My latest visit was a vast improvement from my previous recent visits. I’m hoping this is a trend and not an anomaly. I visited DD Pompano on a…

I visited Cheetah Pompano on a Monday afternoon, appx 5 pm. Monday is of course the slowest day of the week for strip clubs, but Cheetah was reasonably lively with a decent number of girls…

I visited Deans Gold on a Wednesday night around 11:00 pm. I paid $5 to park, $20 cover, and $9 for a domestic beer. So I was -$34.00 before I sat down. The club…

Having read some mediocre reviews of the West Palm Beach clubs, and having been spoiled by Broward clubs, I didn’t have very high expectations for Cheetah West Palm. However, a friend’s rerouted flight to PBI…

A string of bad visits caused me to take DD out of rotation. However some recent positive reviews had me hopeful that things might be looking up at DD, so I decided to stop in.…

I arrived to Cheetah around 10 pm on a Wednesday. Plenty of free parking. Light pat down at the door. No ID check. $20 cover, which was kind of steep considering the lack of quality…

I stopped in to Booby Trap on a Monday after work - appx 6 pm. No cover, but I was a little soured to have gotten charged $5 instead of $2 for parking because I…

I stop by Solid Gold Pompano from time to time, always hoping to see if things pick up. Unfortunately, it always seems to be dead. This most recent visit was at 11 pm on Thursday,…

I rarely make it out to Dean’s Gold, but whenever I go there I am impressed with the quality of the talent. Because of this I would consider Dean’s to be one of south Florida’s…

I visited Tootsies on a Monday around 10 pm. Monday is typically the slowest strip club night of the week, and this was a slow night at Tootsies. However, I kind of enjoyed the slowness.…

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday night appx 10pm. The lack of cars in the large, well lit , free parking lot was a good indication of what to expect. I was wanded…

I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday afternoon/ evening as a pregame to the Dolphins MNF. Cheetah is not as close to the stadium as Tootsie’s, but it’s still an easy 15-20 min drive or…

There have been so many overly-positive reviews of Cheetah Pompano recently that I decided I needed to drop in and see what all the hubbub was about. I stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon from…

I made a last minute decision to drop in to Cheetah Pompano at about 4:00 pm Monday. $2 parking, no cover, $4.50 beers. The club was busier than I would have expected for a Monday…

I had not been to Cheetah Hallandale in quite awhile, and since there has been a 2am-er, rumored changes in ownership, and some negative reports lately, I thought it was time I dropped in to…

Had an opportunity to visit DD at about 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. I’m hoping that maybe I was just there too early since DD simply did not live up to my (admittedly high) expectations.…

Apologies in advance for if I offend anyone by being too explicit. And everything on this site should be considered a work of fiction. I visited Cheetah Hallandale on a Friday afternoon, appx 3 pm.…

After reading the enthusiastic reviews of Solid Gold’s much anticipated re-opening, I finally had the chance to visit on a Thursday evening in mid December, about 7:30 pm. This is one of the nicest…

Good value for anyone inclined to visit a strip club at 2:00 in the afternoon. I visited Cheetah Hallandale early on a Friday afternoon. There was plenty of available parking, no line, no…

Empowered by my second COVID shot, I ventured out to my first post-COVID club visit last Friday afternoon. I stopped by Cheetah Hallandale since this had previously been one of my favorite day shift clubs.…

I stopped in at Cheetah Hallandale on my way home from work on a Friday afternoon in late September. It was pretty busy with the happy hour crowd, but still ample parking available.…