It Only Takes One
Tuesday afternoon visit to Diamond Dolls, so my expectations were fairly low. Parking lot was about half full, paid $2 to the guy at the door. No cover. No id check. No pat down. There was an unattended tip jar at the entrance. I took a right to go to the head, and I was met by a group of girls in the corridor leading to the dancers locker room. I had to tell the girls I just walked in the door and needed to take a piss. The bathroom had a troll who was watching soccer really loud on the TV.
In the club there were clearly more girls than customers, by maybe a 2:1 margin, but unfortunately all were really average. Not necessarily bad to look at, but nothing I’d want to spend money on. Girls were nearly all Latina, mostly Cuban, which is to be expected in South Florida, and quite frankly, my preference, but they all tended to be a little bottom heavy and not particularly attractive.
There was plenty of seating available at the tables, so I sat down, bought a $5 beer, and watched the stage show. I always find DD to be a relaxing place - sometimes a little too relaxing on a slow afternoon. They had two girls dancing on the long elevated stage, and one girl on the small satellite stage, and all were on a 3 song, clothed / topless / nude rotation. I did not see anyone buying table dances or taking girls to the curtained VIP booths at the back of the bar, so the girls seemed to be a little frustrated that they weren’t making any money.
I continued to be propositioned by passers by who did not interest me, and after about 45 minutes and 3 beers I was thinking that this just wasn’t going to be my day, and just when I was about to leave I saw a dancer on the small stage who definitely peaked my interest. Wearing a slinky gown on her first song she looked amazing fully clothed. So I figured I should stick around to see what she had underneath. This girl was exactly my type: a young, petite, yet slightly curvy Cuban with a beautiful face, long dark hair with blonde highlights, a tiny waist with moderately sized implants, and a small, firm ass. I tipped her $5 on the stage as a way of saying “come see me when you’re done with your set”. As soon as she finished, she gathered her clothes and tiny purse and came over to sit with me. To my surprise her English was very good, although clearly not her native language. She sat on my lap and let me play with her tits. I bought her a drink and a couple of $20 tale dances that were very good (if overpriced). This girl was really doing it for me so I brought up the topic of VIP. I told her exactly what I would like to do, and she very matter of factly said “OK”. So for $250 we did everything I wanted and she didn’t disappoint. I don’t know if we exceeded the 3 song limit, but she didn’t rush me or ask for more money, and she took the time to make sure we were both cleaned up and put back together appropriately before heading back out into the club.
It only took one amazing girl to turn a lost visit into a memorable one.
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