Total Chub Club

Cheetah Hallandale has been my “go to” club for years. I have definitely had more good experiences than bad, but lately the girls have just gotten too fat and aggressive for my liking, and I think I will need to take Cheetah Hallandale out of the rotation for awhile - at least until conditions improve.

My most recent visit was on a Thursday after work around 6 pm. Plenty of free parking, no pat down, no cover, but I put a $1 in the tip jar since the front desk girl had nice tits. After a stop in the bathroom, where I tipped the attendant (who calls everyone “boss man”), I walked into the club. As I approached the near bar, I was greeted (accosted) by several loud, chubby latinas who were staking out the entrance, waiting to pounce on new customers with full pockets. Amid all the “ooh papi”s , I looked around and didn’t find anyone I thought was attractive enough to spend time or money on. Even the dancer on stage inside the bar was too fat to be taking off her clothes in public. Gotta admire the confidence, though.

I extracted myself from the groping hands at the front bar, and I headed up the ramp, behind the DJ booth. At the top of the ramp I was able to survey the entire club, hoping to find a decent-looking thin, or fit girl. There were two dancers on the main stage, and another on the far stage inside the rear bar, but all were equally chubby. The fact that literally everyone here is fat makes me think this is intentional. I know lots of guys like fat girls, and big square asses (real or manufactured) these days, so maybe this is a “me” problem. However, the last few times I was here, I was able to hook up with Kia or Mariposa (the only thin girls I’ve seen here lately), but neither were here on this particular evening.

I took a seat at the rear bar and ordered a $7 beer, hoping that my luck would. Improve. Sadly, it did not although several girls, and one two girl tag team came over to greet me by grabbing me below the bar, but no one were attractive enough for me to want to take anyone up on their offers. At this time of day the 3 song room is $100 (compared to $120), and I was offered a blo yob for $150 all-in that sounded like a pretty good deal - if it were coming from a more attractive girl. Another offered “make you cum” for $100 in the regular $25 dance room, but I think that was in addition to the $25 per song dances. I just wasn’t feeling it, so I finished my beer and headed home.

Cheetah Hallandale is still a nice club. It’s a nice facility with a decent staff, a not-to-obnoxious DJ, and plenty of Latina girls willing to provide extras at a reasonable price, but unfortunately the girls are not my type. But if you like chubby girls, this is your place.