Comments by iknowbetter (page 16)

First rule of Fight Club….

If clubs aren’t actively getting reviews, there’s probably a reason, like they have no dancers, or the place feels dangerous, or smells like piss. So yeah, I appreciate anyone who takes one for the team and reviews an under the radar club.

I thought most guys pecked out reviews on their phones while sitting at the bar with a girl in their lap?

I cannot attest to TUSCL 20 years ago, but the site seems better now than it was 10 years ago, if for no better reason than spelling, grammar, punctuation, and paragraph structure have definitely improved. Unfortunately I cannot say the same for strip clubs. The clubs I knew back in the 90’s were a lot better - and more abundant than today. Despite the improvement in TUSCL, I feel like we are entering the dark ages of strip clubs.

By the way, I wouldn’t worry too much about Annabella Rockwell. She’s got several billion reasons why she’ll be OK. Funny how the Fox article makes such a big deal about her mom having to pay $300 / day. They spend more than this for lawn care at their Palm Beach mansion.

@skibum - is that really what you talked about at Thanksgiving dinner? Yikes! Sounds more like Festivus’ Airing of Grievances. Must have had either too much - or too little alcohol. Regarding colleges and liberal thought, institutions of higher learning have always been the haven of liberal ideology. It’s because colleges, especially those small, exclusive, liberal arts colleges in the NE (you know who you are) are simply a fantasy world where one can have utopian thoughts without the burden of real world responsibility - as long as mom & dad are footing the bill. I recall being a lot more liberal in my political ideology when I was in college, before I became faced with the reality of making a living and paying bills and taxes. Nothing wrong with a liberal arts education, or any other degree worthless to contributing to the economy. Just don’t ask me to pay for it. If you are wealthy enough to indulge in your hobby education, knock yourself out. And if you’re worried about indoctrination, I think you’re giving people too much credit.

I agree with Drew and 25. I’ve lived in Miami my entire life, so I’ve seen a lot of high rollers come and go. It’s only a matter of time before the next big scam comes to town. I think the real threat to strip clubs is the availability of interactive online porn. Not my thing, but I think it has diluted the strip club talent pool already.

^ in addition to …. “First time in Miami and first time at a strip club”. If this review is legit, it describes a typical tourist experience, which is what Tootsies is good for.

If we’re talking about changing ethnicity, I’d like to be black, to have a bigger dick - but only if I could keep my white male privlidge.

If we’re basing this on beautiful women, I’d have to go with Colombia, Venezuela, and Brazil. But I would not want to live in any of these countries.

New Zealand and Finland both have young, progressive (and not unattractive) prime ministers. The current economy of Finland isn’t so great, but I think both countries are on the right track with their leadership.

$250 + $75 is a good deal for Cheetah. You could get $250 “all in” at Diamond Dolls, but it would be for 3 songs, not 15 minutes, and your dancer won’t be as hot. I know you feel like you spent a lot on your visit to Florida, but where else can you enjoy an evening at a strip club and fuck a smoking hot Latina spinner for $422? You did well.

Forgot to mention… a bad smelling woman (breath or body) will cancel out perfect looks and personality every time. And yes, I realize this goes both ways.

Looks are subjective and everyone has their own type. A lot of times I think guys are attracted to what’s not available to them in their real lives, and not necessarily based on generally accepted beauty norms. I generally don’t spend on girls who I don’t find attractive, regardless of personality, and yes, I will leave a club after one drink if I’m not seeing anyone I’m interested in. But since my “type” is young, sexy Latina, this rarely happens in Miami. I prefer girls with a smaller, firm body. Fake boobs are OK if they’re nicely done and not cartoonishly large. But I don’t know what guys see in a huge, fake ass. I like tattoos on some girls, not on others, but I can’t tell you why or how. I’m also in love with Nicespice for her mind and intellect, not her body. So yeah, she she could take all my money by just talking.

Thanks for the thorough review. I might have to check it out next time I’m up in PBC. The last time I was in Ultra (maybe it was still T’s), it was really depressing. Glad to hear that things seem to have turned around a bit.

Who was the Unicorn? The Thai or the Cuban?

To answer Drew Carey’s questions, I guess I fit the profile described by others: Kids are grown or away at college. Wife is involved in her own work and activities. Frequent work travel and working long hours has always been the norm for me. Live and work in S. Florida, so strip clubs are nearby and most all visits are weekday dayshift. Business owner with multiple income streams. Accustomed to having cash on hand. Most of my OTC and SA activity occurs during the summer, when wife, kids, and dogs are at our vacation home “up north”. Having said all this, I still don’t know how guys like Dugan or Warrior maintain their crazy level of activity, but I really only engage in strip club and/or other type of P4P on average a couple times a month.

Reminiscing about Playboy and Penthouse models of the 80’s is like reminiscing about muscle cars of the late 60’s - early 70’s. Objectively, they really can’t compete with todays standards, but they take you back to your youth, when you were discovering girls (or cars) for the first time, and your memories are always a lot better than whatever reality might have been.

You guys all amaze me with your bandwidth. I have never been able to manage more than 2 commercial side pieces at a time - typically an incumbent and a potential. And this is A LOT of work. In my experience, OTC, SA, and other forms of commercial companionship generally stops during the holidays. Not because I don’t want to see her, but there are so many other family and work events and commitments to juggle between November and January that there is simply no time for extracurricular sexual I had a very successful SB relationship fall apart during the holidays because SB was trolling my daughter’s social media, and she got jealous over the fact that I was spending all my time with my real wife and kids, and my real life family got to go skiing, staying at an expensive resort, having a great time, etc.

^ This might happen (I hope it does for the sake of the sex industry), but we (boomers) were never woke, nor did we have instant access to unlimited free porn at our fingertips (or palms). So I’m afraid that before long, strip clubs and titty bars as we know them will become entertainment relics of the past, not unlike peep shows, and porno theaters. So enjoy it while you can.

I’m convinced that @nicespice is the smartest, most informed contributor to this forum.

@ Bum- Thanks for the clarification. Boca to Pompano makes much more sense. I was thinking maybe you knew some sort of shortcut up through the Everglades.

Cheetah Pompano is currently the best overall club experience in South Florida. But how did you get from the Keys to Pompano in an hour and 15 minutes on a Friday afternoon?

Day Shift at this club is currently very good, with a good number of dancers and a strong dancer/customer ratio, especially if you like young, petite Latinas. Most dayshift girls are doing table dances, but I cannot confirm whether they are charging $10 or $20. Back room dances with moderate mileage are $25.

Good review. How would you describe the walk through the seedy strip center parking lot to the club ? One of the reasons I don’t like going to Porthole is the number of unsavory-looking characters hanging out in the parking lot.