Reviews

Sooooo. ..this O'Gascon club was quite Posh but also REALLY SMALL. Like...surprisingly Small. And, despite everyone I've ever spoken to (including a former stripper friend) who actually worked out of O'Gascon also, the ratio of…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Old Meat

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Very comfortable club with decent chairs scattered about with accommodating staff and pleasant servers. Met a tall server here named Savannah who caught me staring at her beauty a few times but was used to…

E11EVEN

Miami, FL

More SC than NC

Been looking forward to hitting this place up for what felt.like.forever. had been before during the day when I was basically the only patron in here and there was only a girl or two working…

7 yrs ago1

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

Part Supercool; Part WTF

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

My prism through which I give this review is from CanaDian perspective. Check it out - we speak English also! (And french) I've been to SF enough times, but I think I've only ever attended…

Boudoir Rouge

Calgary, AB

Voyeurism

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

this is Calgarys ritziest bar with naked dancers, and they did get naked for a solid 3 minutes or more depending on how long patrons throw money at them. that's better than some places even…

Kingdom

Montréal, QC

Classy Joint! Not For Light Wallets

Do not Judge a book by its cover! I would think most attendees to this club arrive either by a local friend or on a recommendation. When you walk up the stairs to get into…

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

MYTHBUSTERS

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Alright! Time to BUST SOME OLD WIVES TALES about Mons Venus as I attended at this World Renowned Club on both a Friday and Sunday night following a local Tampa Bucs Football game. As it…

8 yrs ago2

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

Something for Everyone, just not your veined member

Overall, this club is nothing if not reliable. It never seems to matter what night/time of day I arrive here - there is ALWAYS attractive talent and most have a "come party have a great…

8 yrs ago3

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

left somewhat angry

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

While I appreciate that this club does make money hand over fist, and has the ability to attract purrrrfectly nice girls to dance nearly naked here (panties might only ever slide-to-the-side with the right girl…

8 yrs ago2

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

LISA LISA LISA

Arrived at GC maybe a tad early but stayed late, I recommend arriving between 10:30- midnight and stay til close to see the best talent. GC luckily for me - had it. The…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

Yet Another Twipp

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Aight. I have reviewed this Club several times, and as I'm leaving the TRUE Capital of Ontario for a while, I wanted to give a more complete breakdown of this Club. First Off, I was…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

TURRSDAY AFTERNOON VISIST

Visited LOCO on a Thursday aster before 4PM - I think club opens at 11 or Noon. I went in with very low expectations considering the time of day, really just looking to have a…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS CLUB!

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I've decided to make this a COMPARISON review so that you needn't do too much clicking to get the scoop on SFL Club scene. Let's do that then ill speak on Dean's more specifically.…

8 yrs ago5

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

CAN'T GET LOCO OUT OF MY HEAD

This visit may have been my best ever at this joint!!! There's very few things I could knit-pick, but y?? The Club layout as others have remarked may be slightly awkward, but at least they…

8 yrs ago5

X-Static

Red Deer, AB

Well run Club for small town

X-Static management clearly put some EFFORT into trying to make this small club in this small Alberta inlet actually fun!! I was pleasantly surprised at the effort if nothing else. On this night…

Pure Gold

Oakville, ON

A Clean SC

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

There's a reason people come here and it isn't for the drink specials (if they have any) it's for the 2for1 nights. Bit humourous their system. You technically are getting two dances for…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

Nice Selection of Pussy

Been here several times now. I generally much prefer this place to CA as I can at least breathe. CA was run down last visit there. They have tall bar stools to sit…

The Lodge

Dallas, TX

#1 or #2 SC in Dallas depending on your mood

Lodge is definitely an upscale club. They have the big main area with 2 or 3 stages; a more private "library - themed" area, and a VIP area too! This place is exquisite. The…

9 yrs ago1

Bar Downtown

Montréal, QC

Great Staff makes this Bar Great!!

Another stop at DT Club - a staple whenever in the beautiful city (in the summer) of Montreal! There's a few "staples" in this city when it comes to peeler bars. The old bar…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, QC

inner city Montreal club!

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I'm just reading reviews from other jurisdictions within Canada - like from Alberta and B.C. - where yes they may have some very attractive dancers, but the value for getting LDs are nearly non-existant!…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Mary was no Whore

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Entered this club based on prior reviews just after midnight on a Monday, so not the premiere not of week. Didn't realize this was a no-alcohol joint, but it's all nude on 3 poles (I…

Gold Club

San Francisco, CA

splazzamataze

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

ok. fuck the Cubbies somehow won! hereth my review of GC. ive just left there so I'm fresh like Prince. the club itself is quite nice. there are 3 stages - the main stage where…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

Howdy

Is BD's the best SC in Dallas? (Dallas has many Clubs) - um YES!!!!! BD's truly has it ALL and is the GOLD STANDARD for strip clubs, period. While money does go a long…