Gold Club
650 Howard St San Francisco, CA 94105

Something for Everyone, just not your veined member

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cutzlikaknife
Nov 13, 2017, 10:25 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Overall, this club is nothing if not reliable. It never seems to matter what night/time of day I arrive here - there is ALWAYS attractive talent and most have a "come party have a great night with me" vibe than the "hey, pay me and I'll stand here like a statue while you play with my tits like it's your first time while I roll my eyes." personally, with these girls, I would do either one. But for Cali Laws.

The Club has a couple of "preview" stages and one main stage where the girl will take off her top and giggle her boobies for ya on her final song of her set. Every Club has its share of enhanced breasts - as a standard rule I don't do the manmades - usually looks better than feels - and of course every Club has some asshole criticizing every girl no matter how attractive in the tits department, telling them they look lousy and here's my card if you ever wanna make real money after a surgery bullshit which of course every insecure girl listens to and oft falls for...but I was not turned away at this Club which meant the saturation of plastic on these girls was at least not over-saturated. So that's a good, critical thing for me.

There's an upstairs area you pay extra for access to and the lower main floor. Unfortunately this is a "big-timer's" house in which to play. You won't find quality nipps-in-your-mouth for $20/song here. Of course, the girls would make a tonne more if this were allowed but alas welcome to California. Beautiful girls but good luck getting up in there unless you droppin a Thousand, or have the last name Weisntein and are handing out movie parts. (Just as an aside when I let your fat gross ass have sex with me twice in 2 weeks in exchange for a movie script next day with a part I receive - that isn't rape it's called "Prostitution/pay-for-play" and is not the same thing people and of course you've shown 'great courage' in coming forward with your prostituting yourself then regretting it afterwards and complaining about 12 yrs later) I took a 3-dances-for-a-Hun upstairs with a blonde with aquarium-blue eyes and it became clear REAL QUICK that you can either pay the big bucks (beginning at $400 and up) to get the girl behind a door that the bouncer won't literally be getting his nose licked when you stick out your tongue for her nippie, which you won't even see close up even in the open-chair upstairs anyway, and hence I have never re-attempted that again! I will assume that you can actually get play here but for the price you'd better look like Weinstein without the Durable-Dick-Director business card. The annoying part of course being that SF certainly has these genius-haired non-manscaped nerds who can actually afford this and will do whatever without regard for us Visitors.

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