CAN'T GET LOCO OUT OF MY HEAD

This visit may have been my best ever at this joint!!! There's very few things I could knit-pick, but y?? The Club layout as others have remarked may be slightly awkward, but at least they have 5 that's right 5 different lap dance areas. The babe of your choice will likely suss out what it is your after - classic titty-in-mouth $20/per song lappie or something more - and take you to the places that best suit your 'needs'. We've ALL got needs. I will just be so depressed when the day comes I can't raise my Tower without using medications! Good news is they should have this dilemma completely sorted out if they don't already by the time I get there... I'm in my 30's... But thankfully NOT many of these dancers are in theirs!! So it really comes down to what you like?

Somewhat sophistimicated Slutts who can carry a conversation while tending to your ultimate dream desires; or that 18/19 year old dummy who is rather clueless, but Mountains above her nearest competition! I suppose it depends how long YOU wish to spend with the working girls! I'll take natural 18 yr old titties that have no give And are succulently Perfect!! over some older has been who can chew my ear off ANY DAY. But to each their own. Btw eh... there's a SMOKING HOT Eastern Seaboard Canadian girl here from N.S. I believe most whom are regulars here will know EXACTLY who I mean. Super nice girl, a "10" body (No kidding!) And serves any delight you wish. OH GOD YES. A name for you would've been better but alas!...don't worry you will notice her for sure! Again, as said by me in my prior reviews of this little slice of Heaven, they have a nice contingent of Quebec girls too, all of whom are proficient in English, and typically have those cute little button-noses that would really look best DOUSED IN FRESH STICKY CUMMM!!! I thought I told you to BLINK!!? whoops;D. The ladies here leave very little to the imagination - which is very fair of them! No hiding blemishes here - what you see is what you crack inside! We really need our womens to wear to the beach what these sexxx addicts wear in this great Club ie. Even less because it is so fucking nice to see and gets the Juices flowing. On this visit I did NOT see either of the two girls I figured would spot me from last trip here and that was a very nice surprise. One girl remarked that I was a "New Face". Ho...I been legally satisfying myself at this establishment long before you turned Legit!! And OF COURSE it's always a mistake to let them think you're a SC Virgin, even if you is, which I amisnt! TIP: Let your dancer, no matter how much you love her, know that YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP. EVERRRRYBODDY has been ripped off at a SC at some point in their life, doesn't matter if you're shrewd and sober! "Denial & Error" is the only way to learn (miss you Ricky!) - No girl is going to take offense if you say: "I have a Rule that I always stick by. I would like you to please Count EACH NEW SONG for me so I can lose myself with you..that's a responsibility I'm imposing on you aside from getting naked" - and then I usually STOP and stare at them at the beginning of a new song for them to acknowledge it too. Or you could say that and "..I'm sure I don't need to tell you why". You will never find a girl who won't completely understand. AND they'll RESPECT YOU!! for being smart. Speaking of Rules - I always implement my 2nd Rule which is that I need to see their stage show first, before I can commit to jack Didley! Unless you're in a hurry and are prepared to roll the dice... I mean you will KNOW what their Ass looks like here np, just the Jublees)-)- might remain a surprise. Most girls if I explain this stage rule first, will let me inspect their boobies/kopp a feel right out on the working floor. And guess what? Those who refuse - likely hiding imperfection. I say this in relation to LOCO bc they have FREELANCERS working there as well as dancers who do a Stage set - another Plus?? - on this night EVERY STAGE SHOW I saw, the dancer dropped her in-the-way panties!! I hope this is a policy decision by the Owner, and not jis heavy COMPETITION between Dancing Slutts on this visit. Girls here have told me they only get like a 50-Spot for 3 or 4 turns on stage, and unless they up the anti-the panti stays-in the bottom pantrï. -I thought guys were Dumb!!!?? Stop trying to make your pitence from the club owner and Sell yourself on your Stage show Ho!! Khrist its simple Economics, nos?? You supply - We will DEMAND! No point going 9/10ths of the way, just to restrict the last 10th. As per Porn: Yore already GARGLING 12 GUYS SEAMEN - and your going to become a B-sided PornStar because you Refuse to GULP IT??? AHhhh. Its gotta be All or nothing. Do you want extra hard Cocks in your face or not?? You do as The Penile demands. The Freelancers are there to meet you at your Airport hotel. Maybe tidy up your room a bit before you hit the street?? Haha. There's a ATM inside this club of course, though I ain't ever used it. They will sometimes now charge you a PERCENTAGE% of what amount you wish to extract, and not always a reliable flat fee. Criminal. Vibe here was very comfortable. Men were clapping for the girls after their stage sets, and rightfully so. Then again I'm naturally confident in a place where all the girls save female patrons are next to Nekked. I'm not too kool to clap. There's a few legit HIGHTOWERS dancing here too, you know, if Modelesque Catwalk genre girls strike your fancy!? Sometimes I really have to pinch myself just how GRAND life really is (especially if you've a GRAND to blow - maybe not so much these days..) and IT'S ALL DUE TO THESE YOUNG GORGEOUS SUPERSTARS that no matter how much B.S. I have to deal with - and we all deal with it daily - it simply falls into the trough of life once you cross the extended bridge into this place where your wildest dreams DO CUMMM TRUE, everyone's having a great time; the girls are making fistfulls of CaŞH, and being a Slut is so 2nd nature these days that many of these little sweethearts wouldn't even have compunction about saying they are working here. Don't judge less ye be judged!! When an exotic dancer treats me right, I have no problem giving a slight tip also. Sorry if that upsets some of you/ precedent. The Value here is a 10/10. Just go in with tunnel-Vision, tell the Angel what you're hoping to receive, and for a negotiated sum You Will Get it here!! Awake refreshed the next day with a story to tell! I've personally coated the lehrrings of a few here with the gooey gooey - Straight Shot! -at a price. If she can't acquiesce, she'll find you a friend who will, subject once again to my aforementioned Rules they must satisfy. Gotta have 'em man. Fucking enjoy Life!!!!!!!