TURRSDAY AFTERNOON VISIST

Visited LOCO on a Thursday aster before 4PM - I think club opens at 11 or Noon. I went in with very low expectations considering the time of day, really just looking to have a drink and I never mind being pestered by lingerie models! Even when they're bad, it's still a funny encounter (for me). Better than staring into space while drinking lol. I was actually impressed. First off, the DJ kept the girls going on stage every song! That was unexpected. But very nice surprise, considering I counted about 7 heads in there incl me. Second, the girls were of high quality for an afternoon - ALL over 5s - one skinny natural breasts girl Im guessing from the Bahamas, one very attractive brunette from Montreal who spoke to me and had a drink with me without ever actually introducing herself or pushing for dances, literally just chilling, one oriental with manmades but still attractive and petite and in shape, and two trolls, and some others that were simply ok but with some cellulite. Hey, this is early afternoon before closing of the work day, I'm just happy this place is open for me!! Not to mention Jennifer is a young, beautiful, genuine, attentive and honest waitress!! Nothing worse than servers who seem pissed off they aren't making the big bucks and trying to make your time as UNenjoyable as they possibly can - the absolute inverse is the case here! I would return to this club just to see their server Jen again. Maybe the Dancers here should tip-her-out for encouraging guys like me to return here lol something tells me that's unlikely:D

The atmosphere is extremely low pressure, but the girls won't not approach you either like at some places where you might not even get a close-up look at em without getting up and approaching them yourself. So, TWO THUMBS UP all things taken into account and the drinks were not priced outrageously either. HERE'S THE BEST PART: It doesn't take a genius to realize you will find MUCH more privacy here on a weekday afternoon than you will on a weekday/weekend night. So for all you guys who say LOCO "would be" Great except they're coy about laying out their junk for other patrons to possibly see in the LD areas - which makes no sense because all you would really ever actually see if you're a big enough AssHole to stare is the back of a girls head/hair in the guy's lap "motor boating" on the guy's elongated schlong (LOL) - that simply becomes a NON-ISSUE at this appointed hour. I think most girls will charge you a flat fee for CBJ which includes a grace period of songs to roll your eyes in the back of your head as you rid the tank and Thank the Lord repeatedly ...if you go over those songs, most will just Continue going at an additional $20/song. Meaning you could Seriously ChiLL here with your pants around your ankles and get a very thorough, unrushed and deeply enjoyable servicing with very friendly Canadian Girls, all of whom are genuine and certainly looking above-par for this time of day... I Continue to find every reason to return here really at any time of day now! PROPS 2 LOCO. I arrived thinking I might look foolish and regret it afterwards. Just the opposite!! I will Return.