Gold Club
650 Howard St San Francisco, CA 94105

Part Supercool; Part WTF

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cutzlikaknife
Sep 29, 2018, 3:47 PM
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My prism through which I give this review is from CanaDian perspective. Check it out - we speak English also! (And french)

I've been to SF enough times, but I think I've only ever attended GC as a SC if I go to a SC bc of the Intel here - and boy do I look forward to SC!!! - im the quintessential voyeur. It's easily my favorite pass time when it comes to ogling girlie bitties - it never gets old - and im thankful for the opportunity provided. (SCs don't even exist in Muslim countries, nor does liquor consumption, that's why they go insane and shoot people dead!) The $5 Lunch Buffet is the best lunch deal in all of California, and it's right here! Delictabe Chicken mixed w Debutantes! I have met some very all-American very sweet down-to-earth girls here who are natural exhibitionists and want that easy money. Well, here's where I get possibly slightly annoyed, bc I actually think they are making their money a little TOO EASILY at this place AND they could make so so much more if the Laws of the State (or perhaps the club itself im not sure) weren't so stringent!

They have 2 prep-stages (girls dancing in lingerie no nudity) and then they eventually hop onto the 3rd Main Stage (where you may see partial nudity only). That's FINE with a guy like me. I like to leave something to the imagination. They don't even need to take off their lingerie for all I care as long as they dance sultry. (And have on quality lingerie) But when im paying for private LD's, for me, those rules/expectations differ! Give AND take!

And it's dumb for the girls as well who wanna make real bank.

Now we all know SF is full of nerds w money who can be easily conned out of mucho-deneiro. But what about us regular joe-schmoes who are similarly rich but can't be conned? Im not black. Im not a Prick. Im willing to spend. But I feel INCAPABLE of spending here. And if I could spend here, with these hotties, believe you me, I would. You can tip at the rail at any of 3 stages. Most people tip at the main stage. Not me. I tip at the prep-stages so that I get the girl's undivided attention. The main stage can turn into a snakefest. But last time here im eating their buffet (again also gorgeous yes im talking food here) and I get approached, I take the girl upstairs for 3 for $100, and she takes NOTHING off! Even sillier was when a 'manager' had the audacity to get his ugly face into my semi-good time and tell me I was breaking the rules. Say WHAT?? This girl isn't even partially naked homie and my Dick is still in my pants. HOW could I POSSIBLY be breaking any rules?????

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