More SC than NC

Been looking forward to hitting this place up for what felt.like.forever. had been before during the day when I was basically the only patron in here and there was only a girl or two working -as their headline of being a 24/7 Club hours is of course more gimmick than actuality, buy did get a good tour and layout at least on said prior visit.

On this Saturday night I was pumped and ready to go! First the basics:

-club is huge! Maybe just slightly smaller than Baby Dolls Dallas, but everything is bigger in Texas. Plenty of cubical for private LD's throughout club, and aside from tables set aside for Whales who order bottles, or private events I suppose, I had no probs whatsoever taking up my perch anywhere in the club top to bottom I chose. My prime spot was right behind the main stage right in between a satellite stage where I could see the main stage where the dancers were leaving with fall leaves bags of cash off the main stage but girls were doing pretty well on satellite stages (at least two that I saw in front and behind the main bar as you enter club) and I was tipping at these side stages as getting anywhere near the main stage was a mob scene.

Allot of Cubans. Like too many Cubans. Like are Cubans the only slutts in Miami? Bc me I prefer Russian girls and I don't appreciate the mob not exploiting them more? Do your job mob. Or I will stop publicly supporting your enterprises. No joke. I wasn't here for privates anyways, more to watch and learn. Which after a few rebulls + wine, I was lit.there was so much fake tits in here, that I became almost shocked when I found a girl with naturals. Again, the Cubans, the Columbian,s, ahh hell even the Americans, all get duped by that asshole middle man to the plastic surgeon who convince even the hottest girls that if they want to make true bank, they must go under the knife. Bitches be crazy but there's truth in it too for sure, which is a sad for me who is natural all the way! Previous reviews had expressed that this place was full of models and this turned out to be false. By Miami standards, the girls in here would be 5's on the avg, with a 10 almost never being thrown around by someone like me quite so easily. A 10 would be Charlize Theron in her prime, a Jessica Alba, this club had more of the Drew Barrymore. Sweeet I've always wanted to diss Barrymore! Anyway it's a topless only club, unless you do private dances where the girl can get nekked. As the exchange rate sucks for me from Canada, and I was more on a fact finding mission tonite rather than get my balls tugged nite, I can't personally speak to the LD's other than the standard is $100 for 3 songs topless only, or $150 for full nude and with it being Miami, I'm guessing full contact for sure. Miami IS the spot for party revelers bring cash. Props to the aforementioned Mob (longtime fan) the politicians and the citizens of this great city for distinguishing Miami as the only place on the globe where party is KING and Cocaine available on almost every block.I'm not a Coker but if I lived here I would have to be so hopefully it's good. By the way peeps get down here - it surely must be!;)) Most parties only really start after 3am. WHY HAS THE REST OF THE PLANET STILL NOT FIGURED THIS OUT? Girls in here can negotiate whatever they want w customers. So there's nobody keeping separate score of how long you're w a girl, and if the booths are truly private, $$$ could get you whatever you can get the girl to give you here. BBBJWS is gonna set you back a pretty penny here. Next time through, I'm gonna find out just how much that be.cameras in booths would be an impediment but likely not a deal breaker, and of course generally the hotter the girl, the more entitled she will feel to give you less for more, which attitudes really needs to be beaten out of these girls but there it be. Send them for hypnotizing or something please. PIMPS: Stop being so cheap!!!

I'm gonna say Cubans 70%, AA's almost nil (pretty surprising) and others we'll put at 3%, Asians 3%, and Caucasians 25%. I've got nothino wrong with the Cuban invasion. No problem at all. My biggest fear is a Thai invasion so I'm perfectly alright. Just please girls stop getting retarded laughable fake Boobs PLEASE. That ain't Kool and you generally don't need to do this. The DJ played everything tonite, maybe too much of everything. Old.skools hip hop like Fitty-Cent is better for house parties than nightclubs, red-red-wine should only be played as a TIME TO LEAVE song at an exotic beach resort, and the "decks" DJ's use today are FLAT OUT CHEATING. Why not spend a party night at my house and I can show you how it gets done proper. Bring a jacket! Some the hottest girls at this club were straight up staff, and the emphasis was most certainly on this being a SC, way more than a nightclubing experience (thank god) with SPACE being right across the street. For a handful of singles I was totally able to grab-ass/slap-ass on these girls, some would Dance on satellites together as teams, some would go topless, some wouldn't even go topless, it's Miami so it's a do-what-you-like; what?? environment and that's a good thing, so long as the pimps inculcate standards into the girls that customers can reasonably rely upon. All said, complete crapshoot, but negotiations should certainly be possible for entire gambit!