Yet Another Twipp
Aight. I have reviewed this Club several times, and as I'm leaving the TRUE Capital of Ontario for a while, I wanted to give a more complete breakdown of this Club. First Off, I was really surprised there wasn't more girls working here for a Saturday night. They were the exact same girls that were here last week so it is consistently the same crew and doesn't really shift from weeknights to weekend nights. It's a full nude, full service SC which serves fairly limited selection of spirits. The waitresses are always very nice and never pushy. The ambiance is ok considering I'm in the minority as a white person in here - Toronto is inundated with hairy gorillas sometimes wearing turbans who come are dropped off at the destination of Toronto and don't disburse to other cities so much .. most of the conversations I overheard while inside this club were not local dialect.
THE GIRLS: Mostly white, one asian, didn't see a single black girl, but one or two Kuran readers when not giving head. Most had very nice, fit, ALL-NATURAL bodies, and mostly in their 20s. I watched 8 girls dance on stage, not one had enhancements. Major plus in my book. Even the oriental whom you might expect to have enhancements (for obvious reasons) did not and her titts still looked great. The pole structure on this stage is not suitable for proper pole dancing. I'm told the Asian owner of this Club doesn't give a Fuck and is the Hugh Heff of the area - so I don't expect him to change anything soon considering the bathroom is falling apart and has been in need of a few repairs to it's shitter doors for some years - but the two vertical poles are met by a horizontal pole which attaches to both of them just at about top of head length, meaning that if a stripper wanted to ACTUALLY make some pole moves up the pole and turn their routine into an actual pole performance it would be difficult to impossible. One dancer climbed up to where the vertical poles meet the horizontal cross-bar and that was about as big a WoW as could be had here in terms of stage performance - not cool. Personally I don't understand it. Drill in a few extra screws if you're worried about pole stability into the floor and ceiling and remove the horizontal bar so the dancers can have some fun with their stage performance!? As a result, you really didn't get a stage show here - more of a Thai-girl style parade onto stage where girls simply get naked, do a little butt-twerking - remove their clothes and simply pose like a mannequin buck naked. As a result, very very difficult for anyone other than the drunks in the room to find much to hoot and holla and cheer about. Affects overall ambiance of club. Patrons can put the 5dolla bill in their mouth and lie on stage for some additional attention and maybe something to laugh at for their buddies. The girls just slowly move sultry along a horizontal bar alongside the mirror on stage. By the end of the 2nd song they have fully disrobed without exception - this is a step up from what I've seen here in the past where some girls might not go stark. They all did.
I did not take any VIP on this night as I am always looking for that new face but as said I was already familiar with these girls. Some very nice natural titts though. Even the worst of them still had a nice body to look at from neck down. There does seem to be some standard parity in pricing for services across girls here. You can be direct w them about what you want and they won't blink!
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