Old Meat

Very comfortable club with decent chairs scattered about with accommodating staff and pleasant servers. Met a tall server here named Savannah who caught me staring at her beauty a few times but was used to it. She was so adorable I moved to her section and would've spent my money on her FOR CERTAIN were she a dancer...which BTW is probably what you'd like me to get to fiddling with your 'little Mister:€' -fine I will!

When I was here it was much more subdued than prior visits - with the ability to see the entire club (not so dark) all the poles and girls getting fully naked (you girls are grrreat) and very little strobe lights and not so loud. For my tasTE these are all improvements. The girls, however, for the most part weren't as top notch as prior, but this is a Tuesday night review. Saw several who looked a bit old, a bit tired, but all very professional and nice, no girl was particularly bothersome where typically there's at least one of those, and the floor managers really made me feel welcome. Cudos! However my beef here is the outrageous pricing! I was quoted upwards of $650 for a half-hour in the champagne room which would include up to $200 in "free booze" if I wanted. Well guess what? if I were to even attempt to drink anywhere near that much booze, the only thing I would be doing in the champagne would be drinking! How about NOT making me pay in advance for booze I may or may not drink instead, fucking lower your RETARDED pricing and you'll get more people into your champagne room and have happier dancers! It's pretty shocking how stubborn management can be. Or rather their unfortunate lack of business acumen.

Only took one girl for LD's and she was actually very sweet...from the carolinas and only 19, I likem young but USA needs to let people drink before 21, yet another ridiculous outdated American law, we don't stand for such bullshields in Canada, and so she was a bit more reserved in that sense. Still, a very sweet brunette with supple, natural yams that felt absolutely perfect in my gropey hands! Again, at $35 per song and no deals, this was outrageously expensive, though I do appreesh that this is Miami. Still gonna say KAMON.

Really good grind and had I flexed my legs could've came in my pants, but of course who wants to cum in their pants? I did that once in Montreal and certainly will not again!! LOL! CUM is meant for pretty faces and throats not my underpants while in a bar thank you.

Drinks were just fine and around $8 for G&T. (So ten with tip)