MYTHBUSTERS

Alright! Time to BUST SOME OLD WIVES TALES about Mons Venus as I attended at this World Renowned Club on both a Friday and Sunday night following a local Tampa Bucs Football game. As it is the holiday season (officially) when I went, I had gone expecting the best quality of girls to be available while Tampa is in "high season" for tourism. Incidentally and further to that, I was not High on either of my visits to this club, unless you include copious amounts of red bull, so I'm on the str8-and-arrow with this review. The club has one stage and one pole, but will almost always have more than 1 girl dancing up there at same time, so the dancers make their way along the fringes of the stage to interact with customers making for very close-up views and stage tipping is encouraged but never forced. There is no real order or list for when girls must take the stage, they just sorta do so when they feel like it, and some girls prefer being on stage more often than others, although many waste little time slipping into their birthday suits pretty well immediately or within one song of taking to the stage. LD's occur around the perimeters of the club, which are actually no more than 20ft from the stage itself.

"There isn't enuf variety at this club" - NOT TRUE. I saw more women of color and Hispanics than would've been my preference, TBH. If straight white girls isn't your thing, you will find plenty of nationalities here!

"These girls just won't take no for an answer!" - Surprisingly NOT TRUE. While I don't retort prior reviews as being dishonest, this was not my experience. Likely this has to do with how you interact with the girls, teasing them like dogs, who knows what other patrons do. I am a very direct person, and for example if I'm not getting a dance from the girl, I usually tell her that in our conversation about sports teams or our heritages, and pre-emptively chop down that tree before the dancer enquires about a lappy. I had NO ISSUES with pestering. I was impressed at how well almost every girl at this club took a turn-down when I did so, and you as the patron should NEVER feel forced out of a club due to aggressive girls, even if that had been my experience, which it wasn't. Are you a Man or a Mouse?? Stand your ground. You're the one who's paid a $20 entry fee to walk through those front doors, if someone else takes issue with you being a spend thrift for whatever reason or the girlie simply isn't "the one", you can and should elude to this fact. Even moreso, the Hen-Mother here really cares about customer satisfaction. I found her personable and helpful. If you need to use the line "leave me be or Ima tell you "mum" - trust me that will work here. The "mum" here is always on the side of the customers, unless you are out of-control trouble makers.