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6 years ago
Go north - to Palamino. 10-15 minutes off strip and total hidden gem. Suck on titties
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6 years ago
You can also pay an extra fee ($10 or $20) to sit upstairs on 2nd floor rather than main bottom floor. Although having fallen for this, I would far from recommend it. You see the exact same girls rotate, only now you're way farther from the action on main-stage, although I suppose you could get drinks quicker at the 2nd floor bar, rather than wait for the "commoners" to get their drink orders in first. Whole thing with the extra charge 2nd floor access baffles me-maybe it's if you want a quieter conversation with the mafia; head biker; or a tech associate. I always end up where the action is - near the main stage or main stage bar on ground floor!
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6 years ago
Point is the underwear is torpedo'd. Nice
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6 years ago
Neewon ever been in Full-Private Booths i.e. "Top Tier" ? What goes down in there? REPORT!!
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6 years ago
Umm .. it's Auna. Hah
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6 years ago
Actually like tan-lines. They remind me I'm getting a peak at JUSSST a bit more than what I'd see at their beach-spot. FULL MUFF on the other hand..
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6 years ago
Off-season but all the upstairs booths taken. Next Life I'm dancing
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6 years ago
...and more expensive with club codes/rules which is a put-off
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6 years ago
Good thing you hadn't thinner pants!!
#shittodo!
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6 years ago
To TUSCL: this doesn't relate to this person's above review, but if you aren't going to regulate OBVIOUS BULLSHIT HOMER REVIEWS YOURSELF, AND YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE YOUR SITE MORE, NOT LESS, READILY APPARENT WHAT STATUS THE REVIEWER IS, YOUR SITE WILL BECOME LESS DEPENDABLE LONG-RUN AND YOU WILL HAVE FEWER USERS!!!!!! I shouldn't have to click someone's "BIO" EACH TIME I want to potentially read their review to determine whether or not it's BOGUS! PLEASE PLEASE make the reviewer's credentials on your site obvious. It will assist users GET RESULTS from your website - ERGO MORE RETURN USERS & SIGNUPS AND FAR LESS FRUSTRATION!!!!!!
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6 years ago
Yes, I think they have actual laws preventing a real south Florida grind in MTL. I've never got it.
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7 years ago
Hoops Suck. The refs determine whether or not to call a Foul CONTINGENT UPON whether the basket is made or not??? Sure you don't wanna hit the GAY bar?
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7 years ago
Deece attempt, but insufficient exploration of club. There's actually two different types of VIP-the cheaper 'open' rooms on main floor, as well as the Whale VIP rooms upstairs, where although also 'open' the waitress won't even come into room unless & until your private dancer texts her. At least, that's what hapnd when I was up there! If you splurge for Upstairs VIP-you'll have that room all to yourself until Close whether or not you continue to keep dancers in there with you. And you can have a parade of individual dancers come up to your room if you put the word out with the Manager you'll need to tip to secure the room.
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7 years ago
While it's been some years since I was in Quebec, this sounds like the one club I did visit, where I was able to sweeten the pot for the dancer who accommodated placing her nipples in my mouth to moisten
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7 years ago
Umm this club is Grade A GROSS. Never go here
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7 years ago
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hepguyRetired, traveling for fun
"I'm not musical but I THINK some of the songs MAY have been Country songs." LOL'd HARD GUY YOURE A BEAUTY
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7 years ago
You want a seasoned expert's review on this club's private rooms - HERE IT BE - these girls Deliver on the promises made. It's a double-sided 5 pages menu. There's things on there I never knew existed!
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7 years ago
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EastCoasterI strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Some right - Some wrong. While you are COREKT that man-mades are almost always "disappointing", you are INCOREKT that a "filthy nasty" time is outwith the boundaries of Deans. You should return and be more forthright with what you seek - heck maybe just whip out the Dick and let him do all your talking! - these girls are str8 hoes - make no mistake
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7 years ago
Oh that's right. You may be doing a girl who gave you great service...disservice. In turn, everyone's great service's affected! This aside, these activities seem to be a more common theme of late, which is pretty awesome considering not having to buy a $150-$500 "condo" unit
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7 years ago
Most if not all the girls will give numbs you really just have to ask. Never understand why guys wait for girls to offer - they never will in a "classy" club, you need to iniate, which is why I love clubbing, whereas other guys skip the clubs and immediately Google Montreal escorts. Let's do SOME due diligence guys but some guys can't be bothered. I'd rather meet a girl with her tits in my palms +maybe a little FIV and get some sense of her while paying a token amount for it than going deep on some airbrushed online photo & leaving it to chance! If you've got the money ($500 back at your hotel will surely do it even though the dream-goal for them is $1000) flash the money, then drop the proposition. Most dancers are secretly competitive about which girl finds the biggest baleine of the night lol...
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7 years ago
What's wrong w floor dances at only $10 /song? Don't like doing in front of other perverts? I don't care I never stare and expect same plus it's a great way to be doing something in the club which happily occupies yo hands and see if she passes the sniff test - literally. Plus never forget that Some minor small talk at least in my experience creates a better connection and maybe just maybe she becomes interested in verifying your claim that you maintain a great diet.
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7 years ago
The only thing I didn't get about Mons was no DJ. Then, once inside, I realized!!-where the heck would they even fit a DJ in here lol. Kidding - they should have a DJ
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7 years ago
I hear this allot. Some guys really RAGE over the apparent over-agressiveness of the naked girls. While I haven't been coming here 30yrs, when I do I find the hustle factor absolutely no more no less than any other Club. The girls I got dances from delivered on the promise, and those I didn't never were pissy or gave me so much as a squinted face!
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7 years ago
Dang! I wouldn't be too happy with that. When I took a girl just fûr singular dances, I was sucking on nipples unabated. Under 21 blonde. Think of her perfect boobies in my mouth often..
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7 years ago
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
15 dances w one girl? Must be great0: