Not For Everyone But Perfect For Me...

So I happened to be on a business trip to Tampa and figured I had to stop by at Mons Venus to see if it lived up to the hype. This club does have some limitations that I was and would recommend other be aware of before going. This is definitely not the perfect club for everyone.

So what does Mons have that people may not like: The club is super small and it's pretty dead during the day. I went around 8pm on a Friday and there were only a handful of girls working. Even worse the cover fee during the day isn't any cheaper. There is no bar or bartender to buy shots from, no flirty waitresses to bring you bottle service. If you go a strip club for a VIP nightclub experience this probably is definitely not the place. Next when it comes to the dancers don't expect any conversation. When I was there they seemed willing to chat for a minute but that was about it (and this is when the club was nearly empty). And don't even think about trying to get extras!

However if you are someone like me who goes to strip clubs specifically to buy lap dances the club is amazing. For some people the lack of conversation might be a bummer but personally I never really want to talk to most strippers for more than a quick shallow chat. I want a medium-to-high mileage lap dance with a lot of grinding and that quality of lap dance is pretty much guaranteed at Mons Venus. Oh and the dancers are all super hot.