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7 years ago
Well you need to opt for the sister club then. When I take a girl in the booths there, girls could be more Liberal. It's closed off w curtains and while it's possible bouncers may come around, I don't recollect it so much more infrequently. Let girls make money
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7 years ago
There is nothing worse than this type of experience which, with respect, should only ever hapn to SC Rookies! There is no worse feeling (yes I admit I've been there in my greener days) than to wake up the next morning, realizing you've spent $250 on a night you'd spend another $750 to get out of your brain it was so bad. FUCK THAT!!!!! It's your Life. We're all stuck in this overwhelming pile of dogshit. YOU have to make it work.
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7 years ago
There is always 1 golden way to get a girl you don't like to QUIT on you, and that is to tell the girl you are down to your last $10, or cab money home. We MEN are a proud race. We never like to admit we are broke, like we never like to admit we are geographically Lost. Unfortunately, we are too proud for our own good sometimes. Let's face it - most MEN are dumb or naive when compared to our naturally conniving female counterparts. They were BORN to play this game. You're just an honest schlubb trying to satisfy the overriding demands of your testicles - or you wouldn't bother w all the BS in these establishments. When you tell a girl you ARE BROKE/BANKRUPT - they always believe you. It's like someone telling you they have A.I.D.S. - that's something never said in jest! Ever! Tell her you're broke and she'll disappear quicker than you can mutter "I'm so so sorry".. - if she wants to come back and complain to you later on that you "lied to me" that's only bc she hasn't found another willing customer to occupy her time and is such a bridge-troll that 99% of the time she gets rejected anyways, even by 85yr old men, and she isn't likely to sit in your lap again aside from inappropriately admonishing you bc she's fuck all else to be doing. Who cares? at least the fugly left ya! SC's are all smoke-and-mirrors. We get Lied to all the time. And I am more than happy to Lie back when it serves my Balls' superceding demands that eve. I work for them. Not for her faked hurt feelings.
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7 years ago
I just realized enhancements will no doubt be PERFECTED one day to the point where even a breasts connoisseur like me WONT be able to tell the difference!! That will be a great day when it comes. I ain't there yet but since I currently find enhancements an automatic turn-Off that day, whence it comes, will then green-light so many more girls in da club for me ha! That's funny to me that SC regs need to debate whether a girls' boobies are god-made or surgically altered. Sure, they can make them more jiggly than firm these days - and yes they are trending in better direction - but I can always tell (or believe I can??) The funniest is when a girl is so confident in the work of her surgeon, that she will postulate that her boobs are all-natural, when I've literally got her boobies in my grasp!! What the hell do you take me for woman!!? LOL!!!
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7 years ago
Well this is the thing! Men goooshing in the booths is kind of off-putting for the next patron thru...that's nice that they're willing to grab the junk, but since it's all the same to 'em there should be better coordination re:climax so they can simply gulp it and keep a cleaner space for both themselves and next patrons through as well. Bigger tips too no doubt! The bouncers effectively create a dirtier space in which to work with the whole cat'N'mouse games. You wouldn't have felt any embarrassment with appropriate Isle4 clean-up!!
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7 years ago
Exactly. They don't make young talent feature dancers, but then not everyone is into young, new talent??? I've seen girls make good in this business who are well past their prime, to my surprise. I used to think girls needed to bank their dancing capital gains pre-35yrs and hope they've a good eye fûr investments thereafter. The typical scenario bc it's simple is most buy rental properties and become everyone's favorite exotic dancer landlord!..but in truth other men often feel guilty taking the young, dumb, and full of cum talent to the LD area, and opt for dancers I wouldn't give the time of day to even if my watch was working and not merely on my wrist as an accessory! So while I agree with you this "crap" is pure silliness, my eyes tell me there is clearly a niche for it.
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7 years ago
I understand this is more Club than anything else what with the real name DJ's they attract. But smoking in the club is Gross, even if you smoke! Agreed!!!
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7 years ago
If you weren't able to touch then you failed to properly negotiate before going into the booth. I've heard you can have Frank Sinatra here if willing to shell out 3 zeros, so ultimately its up to the girl. Play the game right!
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7 years ago
"A little inpersonnable" - lol that's an Understatement. 2b sure! But has its benefits as well. Unless you're a pussy who needs to be approached to get a dance - "oh god I loved this girl and drilled an eye-glare through her all night, but shucks she never came up to me!" -cmon, you're still The Man at end of day, no!? So I have no probs with this layout actually. You can view the showroom floor, many guys perch on the 2nd floor all night it seems mostly for this very purpose, and if you swoop in on a girl, guess what she's a stripper. The only way you'll be rejected is if there's someone else ahead in line for her, or, you plain stink!! The bathroom attendant can fix you up lol! This is a great viewing club. Never had any issues with the girls here. The sitting-on-the-front-porch-ballin-my-eyes-out country tunes...that's another story but not the primary reason I hit peeler bars!
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7 years ago
If username says: 1 Review - 1 Club.
This means it's either a Goon OR why would you trust some unseasoned vet's single-ever review. All reviewers have to start somewhere but if it's really glowing and not in line with what you remember or others have listed then don't buy that Sandwhich! It's tainted meat. As there is no firewall, the Goons become increasingly more guile and become less easily "picked-off" by guys like me and others who give a fuck. I know you already know this, Ed, I'm trying to kindly assist the dirty gullible Indians who also access this info.
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7 years ago
TUSCL does NOTHING to filter out genericly unhelpful, or OBVIOUSLY bogus reviews. And it is clear club-goons take FULL ADVANTAGE. Mark Zuckerberg could do a better job. For all the benefits this site DOES afford all of us, you need to become a bit of a seasoned pro to wade through all the bs, unfortunately. CLICKK on the username listed. If the review is devoid of detail and/or sounds too good to be true - this means it's A.a bs homer review that should have the goon spot-murdered in cold blood, but can you really blame club goons for by-passing ZERO Firewall?, or B. just a quick quip to get VIP extention.
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7 years ago
This Review is more in line with my experiences here. Some of what management does here is here-only, and truly baffling??? I've never seen the same business concept elsewhere. Like fat gross waitresses in unattractive bumble-bee outfits? If you want me to buy a drink, maybe DONT make me want to run as far away as I can from the waitress serving them. Is this to make your oft-average dancers seem more attractive by comparison? Maybe. Or maybe you're simply an idiot. Just ruining my attempted good vibe in here. THINK A LITTLE
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7 years ago
Or pay the 6bills for a cabana room at any hour of night. That works too. Been there!
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7 years ago
I've been prop'd by dancers here in the past who've told me that for the extras you def wanna get inside these walls on a Monday afternoon. And that's in line with so many clubs I know where ostensibly extras do not occur.
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7 years ago
I'm assuming average girls must just start to look better the older you become. Because I've been here many times, at on and off peak hours, and my vision is excellent. I've never seen double-digit superbabes here in a single shift. Over the course of all my visits-absolutely. But I'm not sure too many realize the actual difference between a 6,7,8,9. It's clear to me most do not. Or I'd be taking them for intimate contact, trust me, I would.
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7 years ago
Some just need that tuscl vip extension, and refuse to write an in-depth review. Hard to blame'm but I agree waste of my eye shifting.
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7 years ago
Ya, I don't believe your review pal. Having a bad day, are we?? I have my own gripes with this club, but for some OBVIOUS reason you've attempted to unreservedly trash this est. Don't believe this bs. The tv's work fine, the girls at front and beer tub girls are Always friendly, and wait staff never hardly leave me alone in here. You could've at least mentioned the shitty music...maybe I'd've bought it. That said, it was a Sunday. It is possible everyone is just hung, including you.
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7 years ago
Please God in heaven tell me something MORE than just exposed boobie-sucking goes on in the VIP rooms where techies are paying upwards of 4/5 bills per half hour U.S. to take the dancers. If not - that's really .. Really a shame. Shame on the tech if EVER succumbing to such prop again, and equally shame on the girl (less so)!!! Frisco is not so far away from the Canadian border. MTL is a fully bilingual city (Québec city, QB, not necessarily so) but for the sake of Benjamins everywhere, skip a few weekends flushing your money at this type of stuck-up establishment (don't get me wrong..I love the views here and will dogmatically return to GC to drink whenever in town-see my own reviews of this club and advice) and bring your commerce to Canada and our inspired ladies!!! I took a country-homegrown blonde blue-eyed round butt sweet beauty upstairs at this club for the 3-for-Hun "deal", and the top stayed on. WTF. I was like ok, I'm gonna grab this nice ass and squeeze these covered boobs w authority then once I realized - and she was into it - then the manager INTERRUPTS us and says I'm getting out of hand?? Exsqueeze me? I'm groping a fully clothed girl here. F off man. That's just being a jerk, to be a jerk. Plain and simple. No laws are being broken -can't possibly be- and as you can see the girl actually likes me. Seriously piss off. Never again. And the dancers SHOULD REVOLT. It's their potential $$$ being ripped away from them.
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7 years ago
DTS- thx for reply! I don't know if you've ever ventured North? - and I'm talking wayyy North here bro - I'm Canadian. In Canada we have surprisingly hot girls, despite long winters, and allot less sketchy on average. In Canada you won't find a topless club. They are Always All-Nude, and far more liberal, especially out East. You won't feel like you've overspent with the exchange rate, and you won't feel like a fool for what you do throw down! MTL & TORONTO are two hot spots where the girls are super hot and totally Kool, and often you don't even need to travel outside the city limits for ITC ACTION & I DO MEAN exposed hard-cock ACTION. It is clear to me you've got a dime to spend...make the trip bro you will be "blown" away.
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7 years ago
Yeah the buffet deal here is primarily the reason the club will be STANDING ROOM ONLY as it simply can't be beat. But while the buffet for $5 is LEGIT - the girls dancing ARE AS WELL. GC consistently acquires the hottest chicks in town. Even if they simply go Topless here for 1 song - there will be two warm-up satellites where the girls groove but only go topless once their turn on the Main - I really cannot think of a more enjoyable way to eat lunch lol! The DJ here has always been friendly to me as well and will sometimes play my requests! Props
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7 years ago
89 Dancers. Not one under 7. LOL
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7 years ago
I need to watch titties jiggle.
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7 years ago
hmm I've always found the service here for drinks prompt but not at all pushy.
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7 years ago
how can a girl with fake boobs POSSIBLY be a "9"? I'm missing something or youre omitting important detail lol
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7 years ago
I like being approached by girls on the floor in their birthday suits. I wish it could be optional like that at any bar! Personally, I DONT understand why not? lol I HAVE read many reviews where clearly boobie-sucking DOES occur. (keep on reading!) So it must be a personal dancer's choice moreso than a hard-n-fast rule since I def agree that the girls here follow the "non-negotiable" Rules, in which case u would think the dancer WOULD ALLOW the majority of the time, as surely they'd bank 3 or 4 X the cash!!! Being approached by girls with no clothes on is my fave aspect of this Club. No guessing (and hoping) req'd!! Chicks are DOPE. so so dope