Meh Monday

First-time visit to this club. I was there on a Monday night between 9:00-10:00. Self-parking was $5.00, and the friendly girl at the door asked for a tip in lieu of a cover. Bottled water was $6.00 at the bar.

As I expected, there was not much going on at this hour on a Monday. There were few customers and only about 10 girls working – the usual assortment of Cubans, but I met a couple of Russians and a Canadien. Some were friendlier than others, with more evidence of GPS than I had seen in my visits to other SoFlo clubs over the four days I was there. The girls were all pretty, but most were sporting big fake boobs (which always disappoints me). Dances ($25, I think they were) are done in a not-private room, and were nice but low mileage. Myself, I prefer nasty and high mileage.

Dean's is a very nicely-appointed club, top of the line decor. They bill themselves as the "Ultimate Gentlemen’s Club." I'm polite and all, but I ain't no gentleman, so I left. If I returned, it would be on a different day and time.