Reviews

Cheetah Pompano Beach is a not-so-hidden treasure out in Broward County. Compared to Diamond Dolls and BT Pompano, Cheetah is the nicest one of the three clubs (although the women in both DD and BTs…

You know that T-Pain song "Bartender" when he says "200 b*tches and I bet none of them hot." That was Tootsies last night. I chilled at Tootsies with a few buddies of mine for four…

Was in the Doral area and hadn't been to BT in a while so decided to stop in. As soon as I parked, was hounded by some guy for a parking fee -- I guess…

Playmates is slowly and unexpendingly becoming my "go-to club." Went on a Wednesday mid afternoon (~4:30). Not packed at all, maybe 8 total patrons, but 30 girls scattered throughout the room (mostly latin). I quickly scanned…

Club Madonna is, in a few words, perhaps the most disappointing strip club in South Florida. You would think that the talent in the club would match the talent walking around South Beach -- definitely…

Been to Playmates 5 times in the last year; always weekday mid-afternoon (they don’t open until like 3:30) and my experience always varies. With the exception of one time, I’ve always been pleasantly surprised…

Though many South Florida stripclub goers swear by Tootsies, my experiences have varied. First and foremost it must be acknowledged that Tootsies is one of South Florida’s largest strip clubs. The club generally features between…

Like so many smaller clubs in Miami (basically every club except for Tootsies), Pink Pony can be very hit or miss. If the right girls are there, you'll have fun, if not you won't. The club…