Reviews by SlickSpic

Good afternoon, perverts. The Slick Squad was done with gambling on The Strip & we’re ready to partake of carnal pleasure at Larry Flint’s Hustler Club. We called ahead & had a complimentary…

No Más con Nicola’s I was in the area the other day, enjoying the food trucks up & down Atlantic & Whittier Blvd. All those tacos made me thirsty for titties & beer so I…

It was a lonely Thursday evening when I made the decision to hit up the Lei. It's been about a year since I've shown my sour puss up in my old home away from…

As I walked through the entrance of Crazy Horse III, I knew my crew & I were in for a full frontal assault on all our senses. I mean that in the most pleasurable…

The weekend before Halloween, my party posse and my slick self found ourselves in Las Vegas. None of the boys were hearing my ideas about finding drunk tourists or slot sluts and taking them…

Picture it, Honolulu in August and I'm with my girl. It's her first time in Hawaii and she wants to hit up a strip club. Seeing that I haven't been to a strip…

It was Saturday, April 11th, and nary a worry to be had. My older cousin was gonna get married in a week and tonight was his bachelor party. Being that we were in…

Aloha, brothers and Lopaw. I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, there is no good news. The bad news is, well, plenty. Let me start…

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, step right up to hear takes of passion and pleasure, sweat and spit, and delectable debauchery. No, it won't cost you a dime, just…

Note to the reader-This review was from May 2014, not June.<br> <br> It was your typical Friday in Slickville. I had an amazing day at the beach, getting barreled and getting beaten. With a day like that,…

Check it out. Your little brother Slick got out of night court at about 6:30 pm. Yeah, I fought the law and the law won. So be it. At least I get…

It's funny how things work out sometimes. I happened to have Tuesday evening off for once. Having a free evening during the week is a rarity for myself. I was planning on…

It was Friday evening and your homeboy Slick happened to find himself in the City of Industry. Why you ask? Because I was dropping off a family member in Hacienda Heights after leaving Dodger Stadium.…

Sisters and Brothers, rejoice! Lady Luck shone down on Uncle Slick with Kentucky victorious in overtime over Louisville. My good friend paid me my money and like Balkie Bartokomis, I did the dance…

Well, hello there, boys and girls. I'm glad that y'all could make it back for another round of storytime with Uncle Slick. This tale of sensory overload is bound to keep you petrified…

Before I get any further, I'd like to issue an apology for not writing a couple of more reviews of my home away from home. The Slickster gets pretty busy during the holidays.…

Once again, it's time to gather around the campfire for another story about Tropical Lei by Uncle Slick. The Spic decided to stop on by the Lei about around 10:30 on Friday night.…

Good morning to one and good morning to all. This months' review of Tropical Lei is a bit different than my other reviews. This review is going to concentrate on one…

Well hello there boys and girls. I'm glad that you decided to stick around for Uncle Slick's second story of the evening. Or should I say, early morning. After leaving…

This dive located on Holt Blvd might be called a "Theater" but don't get your hopes up. If you're coming here and expecting the classics, maybe Hamlet or McBeth, fouggetaboutit. If…

There is this club named after Synn Not in Las Vegas yet you're destined to win With 3-4-1 specials that won't make you sour  Free VIP bracelets when it's Happy Hour Now that's 3 to 6 and you're in…

It was the Sunday evening before Labor Day. The weather was too hot for sleeping. I was still amped up from a fun Friday & Saturday down in Havasu. The drive home hadn't…

Once again, I found myself within the friendly confines of Upland California's finest establishment of high art and entertainment. It was a beautiful Sunday on July 21st. i was on the…

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, PL's of all ages, step right up and enjoy an amazing and informative review of a mystical and magical realm called Synn. Yours truly was heading out…

I already detailed some of these exploits in a discussion but figured that since not everybody reads the discussions, there are further facts that I can review. The Good:Every dancer on…