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This dive located on Holt Blvd might be called a "Theater" but don't get your hopes up. If you're coming here and expecting the classics, maybe Hamlet or McBeth, fouggetaboutit. If you're on a mission to relax in a no frills, come-as-you-are, and nobody gives a fuck about you, one way or the other, by all means, step inside. I did.

When you walk inside this hole-in-the-wall, you go through a turnstile and pay a $10 cover charge. It should be a $5 cover. Once inside, the bar is in front of you, a pool table is to your right with the super small, hope you like getting dances with your neighbor beside you lap dance area. It's about the size of booth in a diner and looks like it too, minus the table. The dances are $11 bikini, $20 topless, and $30 nude. A beaded curtain gives it a Summet of Love type vibe without the Altamont beatdown.

To your left is the stage. It's an elevated stage with a brass railing surrounding the 20'x10' stage. The one pole in the center got plenty of use by the dancers in attendance. I myself sat down on Pervert Row and tipped about three dancers before I sat down at one of the pub tables surrounding the stage. The Villa Theater has a low ceiling, reminiscent of comedy clubs and old dives. If this place served liquor, the vibe would improve tenfold.

I noticed about 8 dancers milling around. Most were Latina or Black with one chunky, token White Girl thrown into the mix. Only one Latina and one Sista caught my eye. It was the petite, coffee bean briwn Sista who came my way. She introduced herself as D'Shay, Donyece, Deja or something along those lines. I apologize for not hearing correctly. Hey, I'm going deaf. Sue me. Anyways, we make some small talk which is rather simple since I'm me and she's actually pretty cool.

This spinner has a tight, tight body. Her booty was perky, round, and firm. Both on stage and on me, she knew how to control and work that body. Even though she has mosquito bites for titties, I found her sexy and willing. Her grinds were grindtastic. The cozy and neighborly confines of the lap dance lounge left much mileage to be wanting but she did her best.