Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, step right up to hear takes of passion and pleasure, sweat and spit, and delectable debauchery. No, it won't cost you a dime, just some time, so sit back in your favorite chair, couch or yoga mat, grab a refreshing beverage, and be prepared for another Tropicàl Lei tale from your very own Brother, SlickSpicawitz.

It was a rare Monday evening that found your little brother with an evening off of work. Since I work nights, I usually don't get to savor the weekday treats that the Lei has to offer. Although I didn't have any concrete plans to go to the Lei, they were in the back of my mind, floating around with all the other debris and detritus. That all changed when I got a phone call from the krazy, kinky, and always amazing Kianna.

I've described Kianna before, but for you new recruits and free agents, she's a curly haired, bronzed Guatamalen firecracker. Her D's are on point and not rock hard for implants. Her booty is tight and popping. Her legs are long and she loves to wrap them around you. Nuff said.