Well hello there boys...

Well hello there boys and girls. I'm glad that you decided to stick around for Uncle Slick's second story of the evening. Or should I say, early morning. After leaving the Villa Theater, I decided to visit Bare n Legal. I've heard some good things about this place and drove down the road and this road led to B n L.

I have found myself at an industrial park. Interesting. The bouncer out front was real mellow and cool. Points for that and to him. The cashier was friendly enough even though he frisked Uncle Slick. I'll take an up and down with the magic wand before the cavity search any day of the week, radiation be damned. It cost $15 or $16 dollars for entry. This included a drink coupon. Great, soda and water. Fuck it I say and enter into this cavernous den of temptation. Other posters have already described the physical descriptions of the club but I have a few of my own Newtonian Observations to comment on.

The corner stage is one of the smallest slices of pie that I've ever seen. There's a dive in Norco called Maverick's and the stage there is about the only stage that I've seen that is smaller. The lighting and position of the stage made it difficult to enjoy the ladies dancing from certain areas of the club.