Note to the reader-This review was...

Note to the reader-This review was from May 2014, not June.<br>

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It was your typical Friday in Slickville. I had an amazing day at the beach, getting barreled and getting beaten. With a day like that, you have to end it proper and that means starting off the evening at Tropical Lei.<br>

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I got to TL at about 6:30, just in time to see a couple of cuties leaving while their replacements were creeping on out of the dressing room like vipers out of their den, hunting for prey. Good thing that I'm a mongoose and these vipers already know that you can't fuck with Rikki-tiki-tavi.<br>