Many, many moons ago in a plverse, far, far away, lived a stripper named Princess. Not Princess Leia. Not Princess Buttercup. Not even Princess Di. Just Princess. But she was not some ordinary princess.Â
No, Princess was The Princess of The Pole. Admirers from all over the plverse would fly light years away to catch a glimpse of this nimble…
Breasts are magnificent
Breasts are spectacular
Breasts stretch my lips, my grip,
And vernacular
Breasts are amazing
Breasts are stupendous
From sweet, perky A's
To D's quite tremendous
Breasts are a blessing
Breasts are a curse
They're the first thoughts you think
And the last in your hearse
Breasts are a pleasure
Breasts are a pain
I've left with a smile
But also a sprain
Breasts are delightful
Breasts are divine
I find…
It's funny how things turn out in life. How all you need is a catalyst to get the wheels of fate turning. One thing leads to the other which in turn leads another. I had a situation happen the other day that was charged full of psychic repercussions. Here's my story.
My supervisor gave me tickets…
It was an indubitably beautiful November afternoon when I made the decision to get a massage. My hamstrings were throbbing and my right arm was beat up from one too many armbars. I thought to myself, Slick, if you don't do something quick, then you're gonna be in worse shape later on this week and…
