Articles by SlickSpic

Many, many moons ago in a plverse, far, far away, lived a stripper named Princess. Not Princess Leia. Not Princess Buttercup. Not even Princess Di. Just Princess. But she was not some ordinary princess.  No, Princess was The Princess of The Pole. Admirers from all over the plverse would fly light years away to catch a glimpse of this nimble nymph.…

Breasts are magnificent Breasts are spectacular Breasts stretch my lips, my grip, And vernacular Breasts are amazing Breasts are stupendous From sweet, perky A's To D's quite tremendous Breasts are a blessing Breasts are a curse They're the first thoughts you think And the last in your hearse Breasts are a pleasure Breasts are a pain I've left with a smile But also a sprain Breasts are delightful Breasts are divine I find they…

It's funny how things turn out in life. How all you need is a catalyst to get the wheels of fate turning. One thing leads to the other which in turn leads another. I had a situation happen the other day that was charged full of psychic repercussions. Here's my story. My supervisor gave me tickets to…

It was an indubitably beautiful November afternoon when I made the decision to get a massage. My hamstrings were throbbing and my right arm was beat up from one too many armbars. I thought to myself, Slick, if you don't do something quick, then you're gonna be in worse shape later on this week and won't…