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published 3 yrs ago
Return to the Lamplighter
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

4.7

It'd been several years since I was last at the Lamplighter, and, well, not much has changed. The hours are a bit different (probably thanks to Covid) -- 2pm to 9:45pm. At least that's what…

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published 3 yrs ago
Return to the KOD
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

7.7

This review will actually cover two visits -- Friday late night and Saturday afternoon.

I've visited the KOD periodically since the 90s, and even though it had been a good ten years since my last visit,…

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published 3 yrs ago
Return to Dreamgirls
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

6.7

I was in the Twin Cities for a long overdue vacation -- far, far too long -- and something I wanted to do was hit some of the old haunts, Dreamgirls being one of them.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Return to Sche...er...Downtown Cabaret
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

3.0

Back in the '90s, back when it was Scheik's, I used to hang out at this place -- a lot. It was all class back then, lots of wood and brass and marble, beautiful women…

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published 9 yrs ago
Uh...Okay
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

3.7

Here I am, sitting on an old folding chair, fidgeting, nervous, first time at one of these meetings. I'm not alone. There are a bunch of other guys here, too, some look like they just…

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published 9 yrs ago
First Time in Thirty Years
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

4.0

Back in the '80s, that corner of Hennepin and 5th Street wasn't among the friendliest. I remember one time, just walking along, minding own business, and a guy in front of Augie's shouted at me,…

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published 10 yrs ago
It's been a few years since...
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

5.0

It's been a few years since I've been to the Northern. It's a nice enough club for this desolate area of the country, but it is a bit pricier, too much for this market, in…

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published 10 yrs ago
This review covers two visits to...
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

7.7

This review covers two visits to Brad’s, the first very late on a Tuesday night, the next on a Monday afternoon.

After an hour or two at the Classy Chassis, I headed straight for Brad’s. It…

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published 10 yrs ago
It had been a few years...
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

5.3

It had been a few years since my last visit to the Classy Chassis (I live close to a thousand miles away, so regular visits aren't too likely). After reading about the remodeling, I figured…

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published 10 yrs ago
I've been to this club before,...
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

5.3

I've been to this club before, and I really should know better. It's not that it's a bad club -- hardly -- it's just that it can cost -- a lot -- especially when you're…

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published 11 yrs ago
Yawn. It was probably around 10pm when...
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

5.0

Yawn.

It was probably around 10pm when I wandered over to Solid Gold. I've been here before, and, to be honest, I don't know why I've gone back.

The first thing you wind up doing is…

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published 11 yrs ago
Last month, during my annual pilgrimage...
reviewed by
PhantomGeek

5.3

Last month, during my annual pilgrimage to Indianapolis, I visited Harem House on three different days, all later at night. The cover was $7 each night and the Cokes about $4 (if I remember right…