Reviews

It had been about a year since the last time I was at Dream Girls. Despite the money I spent and what groping there was, it was still a very unsatisfying night. The topper of…

Next up on the hit parade -- tit parade? -- was the Tiger Tail. After the complete bust at Just Enuff, I wanted/needed to gamble on the quest for titties. A groggy and grumpy GPS took…

Instead of pushing on to Minneapolis like any sensible person would've been doing, I continued the quest for pretty titty. And, man, was I disappointed. Not because it was a bikini bar (my first time…

Tuesday about noon, I had just finished chowing down at a Bob Evans and, facing a 600-mile drive back to Minneapolis, I was bound and determined to just hit the road and go. Well, yeah,…

In the wee hours of the morning, somewhere on my 600-mile drive from Indianapolis to Minneapolis, some stupid, stupid part of my brain urged me to check out as many clubs along the way as…

After an overpriced and very disappointing half hour or so at Jaguars, I headed down the road to Jiggles. Please don't ask me why; you'll find any number of mentions of me banging my head…

Next up on the hit parade of strip joints was Jaguars, formerly known as the Harem House, also known as the Scare 'Em Harem. Now that's just plain mean. Once upon a time -- maybe…

I wanted to finish off my visit to Indy right, so after a couple of movies (yeah, I go to movies even on vacation, even when I can be doing just about anything else), I…

It was a Friday night, about 10:30. I skipped out on a show -- just really didn't feel like sitting in a loud crowd -- so I just started walking around downtown. Soon, the Red…

This review covers two Friday nights in a row (okay, considering I got there about 1:15 in the morning, it'd be technically Saturday). A Not-so-Nutshell Description of the Place: Large, well-lit parking lot with a…

I was at this club once before, back in 2009. It was a nice enough club then; could've used a coat of paint and a few other things, but it really wasn't bad; pretty much…

After leaving Scores, sometime after 3 in the morning, I set out on foot back to my hotel (yeah, probably not among the brightest of ideas). A driver from Scores had followed me down and…