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39 reviews by PhantomGeek

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, IL

Finally...a good time?

Last year, when i first checked out Just Enuff, I really wasn't overly impressed. It didn't even qualify as "just enuff." Hell, it didn't even qualify as "enuff." This year though, probably largely thanks to…

2 wks ago

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, IL

And another waste of time

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Last year when I stopped here, I had a decent enough time. I was hoping for another one, but it just wasn't to be had. The doorman met me at there at the entrance. A quick…

2 wks ago

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, IN

I should've been on the road

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After the lackluster night at Brad's, I figured I'd give Dancers a shot at at least one lap dance before I headed out. And that was all I got really. Club description: The lot's fair-sized and…

2 wks ago

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

Was it my breath?

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

It was my last night on vacation, and a trip to Indianapolis just isn't a trip without at least one visit to Brad's. Course, I probably could have spent that time sleeping, too...if I didn't…

2 wks ago1

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, MN

Downtown Crap-eret

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Got there pretty late, might've even been after midnight. Doorman met me outside where he collected the cover: $20. Yikes! I should've kept on walking but I wanted to see some boobies. Basic layout of the…

8 mos ago6

Augie's

Minneapolis, MN

Fifteen Minutes I'll Never Get Back

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

It was my birthday, and I really wanted to see some birthday suits, definitely other than my sad, old one and definitely female, which I hoped wouldn't be either sad or old. To my surprise,…

8 mos ago

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, MN

A Mixed Night

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

It had been about a year since the last time I was at Dream Girls. Despite the money I spent and what groping there was, it was still a very unsatisfying night. The topper of…

1 yr ago1

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, IL

Redemption in Rockford

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Next up on the hit parade -- tit parade? -- was the Tiger Tail. After the complete bust at Just Enuff, I wanted/needed to gamble on the quest for titties. A groggy and grumpy GPS took…

1 yr ago2

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, IL

Zzzz...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Instead of pushing on to Minneapolis like any sensible person would've been doing, I continued the quest for pretty titty. And, man, was I disappointed. Not because it was a bikini bar (my first time…

1 yr ago

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, IN

Finally! A Good Club Visit!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Tuesday about noon, I had just finished chowing down at a Bob Evans and, facing a 600-mile drive back to Minneapolis, I was bound and determined to just hit the road and go. Well, yeah,…

1 yr ago4

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, WI

Stupid, Stupid, Stupid

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

In the wee hours of the morning, somewhere on my 600-mile drive from Indianapolis to Minneapolis, some stupid, stupid part of my brain urged me to check out as many clubs along the way as…

1 yr ago

Jiggles

Indianapolis, IN

I Should've Kept on Driving.

★★★★★★★3.0/10

After an overpriced and very disappointing half hour or so at Jaguars, I headed down the road to Jiggles. Please don't ask me why; you'll find any number of mentions of me banging my head…

1 yr ago3

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, IN

I Drove that Far Why?

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Next up on the hit parade of strip joints was Jaguars, formerly known as the Harem House, also known as the Scare 'Em Harem. Now that's just plain mean. Once upon a time -- maybe…

1 yr ago1

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

Twenty Bucks'll Get You All That and a Bag of Chips

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I wanted to finish off my visit to Indy right, so after a couple of movies (yeah, I go to movies even on vacation, even when I can be doing just about anything else), I…

1 yr ago2

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, IN

Not the Way to Kill a Boring Friday Night

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

It was a Friday night, about 10:30. I skipped out on a show -- just really didn't feel like sitting in a loud crowd -- so I just started walking around downtown. Soon, the Red…

1 yr ago

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

Felt like the Invisible Man

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This review covers two Friday nights in a row (okay, considering I got there about 1:15 in the morning, it'd be technically Saturday). A Not-so-Nutshell Description of the Place: Large, well-lit parking lot with a…

2 yrs ago

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, NV

Why?

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was at this club once before, back in 2009. It was a nice enough club then; could've used a coat of paint and a few other things, but it really wasn't bad; pretty much…

2 yrs ago2

Diamond Cabaret

Las Vegas, NV

My Second Mistake

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

After leaving Scores, sometime after 3 in the morning, I set out on foot back to my hotel (yeah, probably not among the brightest of ideas). A driver from Scores had followed me down and…

2 yrs ago2

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

A Damn Cheap Night

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

My last night in the Twin Cities, I felt like hitting a strip club but really didn't want to go downtown, not with the prices they charge -- so I hit the KOD, which is…

2 yrs ago1

Scores Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

My First Mistake

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

My first mistake of the night was telling the guy who flags down cabs at my hotel that I wanted to go to Chica Bonitas. I figured being up front wouldn't hurt. Boy, was I…

2 yrs ago1

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, ND

Monday Blues

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This review is actually going to cover two nights, Monday and Wednesday. Monday I got there about 12:30am (okay, technically Tuesday), Wednesday a little after 10pm. And on a side note, I'm not entirely sure…

2 yrs ago

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, MN

Return to the Lamplighter

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

It'd been several years since I was last at the Lamplighter, and, well, not much has changed. The hours are a bit different (probably thanks to Covid) -- 2pm to 9:45pm. At least that's what…

4 yrs ago

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, MN

Return to the KOD

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This review will actually cover two visits -- Friday late night and Saturday afternoon. I've visited the KOD periodically since the 90s, and even though it had been a good ten years since my last visit,…

4 yrs ago

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, MN

Return to Dreamgirls

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I was in the Twin Cities for a long overdue vacation -- far, far too long -- and something I wanted to do was hit some of the old haunts, Dreamgirls being one of them.…

4 yrs ago1

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, MN

Return to Sche...er...Downtown Cabaret

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Back in the '90s, back when it was Scheik's, I used to hang out at this place -- a lot. It was all class back then, lots of wood and brass and marble, beautiful women…

4 yrs ago4