Comments by cresetstidas

Yes, but from a Hostess club rather than a regular strip club. LA Grand aka LA Grind in downtown Los Angeles. Usually on with a regular lap dance I can get an LDK in before any injury occurs, but it was either the position of standing and dancing or the girl's technique (or lack there of) that caused chafing before LDK. Finding an excuse for my significant other at the time was nice since it's always fun telling a woman why it hurts to have my penis touched. I told her it got irritated from jogging wearing boxers instead of briefs.

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Agree that the vast majority are natural, but I have quite a few civvies in my circle who have bolt ons. I have 5 good friends with confirmed bolt ons and another 3 or 4 acquaintances at work who are highly suspected. I have another 2 friends who had them put in their early 20s, but had them taken out a few years later. Still in the minority by a large margin, but not too rare.

This place was 25 and older when I went there about a month ago. They through out a couple of guys who were in their early 20s who seemed confused about being tossed out. The little Filipino bartender just yelled at them to get out until they left. They definitely welcome dancers under 30. It is a bit nice having the young'ns kept out. Though this is a hostess club emphasizing the drink hustle, mileage can be very good there. Keeping the younger guys out and a low amount of customers at a time helps keep it that way.

There is one club I used to frequent where initially there was a good balance of black and white dancers. I noticed that as more young black males who tried to come off as thuggish and hard as possible started to regularly be at the club, more of the white dancers moved on to other clubs. The last time I went to that club there was a group of young black males hanging out in the middle of the parking lot who were in my way keeping me from parking and knew they were in my way. They just hung out there and made me wait before eventually moving and letting me park. Get inside the club and there are a bunch of other thuggish looking characters inside. Most of the girls there were black, which I'm cool with, but the guys in there seemed to be trying to pick fights and just be jerks. Knowing the atmosphere that was given off inside the club and in the parking lot I decided it would be best to go elsewhere after that or else I may end up in one of shadowcat's 2a.m.er stories.

I have also tried using BP to try to get more bang for my buck with lap dance rates. The first time I did this I found an escort that looked good and had positive reviews on theeroticreview.com and asked her if she offers hour long lap dance sessions. She gave me a rate about $25 less than her usual hourly rate, but she ended up doing a horrible dance that was mainly an air dance with minimal contact. Tried again. This time under the escort or body rub sections I use the search option to find ads with "dancer" or "dance" in the ad. Found a girl who said she was a former dancer and had good reviews. Met with her and though the pictures on backpage were of her, she did not look as good in person. She gave a great dance, but if I were in a club with other options I would have passed on her. Third time's a charm. Found an attractive girl and got a good dance paying $150 for the hour. Found her in the body rub section rather than the escort section. It is possible to find a decent lap dancer on BP, but it is easy to get locked into paying for something you don't really want. After giving BP a try, I find I prefer the club atmosphere and having a variety of girls around.

I met one dancer who looked just like this cute girl I work with. I had been checking out this co-worker for quite awhile so it was amazing finding a version of her who will get naked and dance for me. She sat next to me and I got her a drink. Seeing her up close I kept noticing the differences between her and my co-worker so the fantasy started to fade, but 5 shots later the 2 were twins in my eyes. Unfortunately, along with the beer goggles came liquid courage which made me ask the dancer if she would mind if I called her Michelle for the rest of the night. She asked why and I explained that she looked just like a Michelle I know from work and the dancer seemed a bit insulted by the idea. She absolutely did not want me to call her Michelle, but we still enjoyed quite a bit of time together in the VIP area that night. I still work with Michelle and she will never know the memories that come to mind every time I see her.

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Average about $250, but often go up to the $500 to $700 range when I plan on a full on party night. On those party nights that amount includes drinks and often a nearby motel that I check into before hitting the club to avoid any DUI worries and have a set spot for any OTC opportunities that may arise.