Reviews by chessmaster

First strip club in Philly. It was between cheerleaders and club risque. Next time ill check out cheerleaders. Wasnt even sure they were open as the last review was some months ago(cheerleaders has a...

There's a lot of reviews about industrial strip for mondays since the dances are $10. It was more of a crowd than I expected, lets just say that. Im guessing Monday is popular here...

I have reviewed this club before a few years ago when it was penthouse(last time I was here). I figured I could do a review post-covid. First off it was raining(storm warning) so that...

Heavenly bodies is one of my local haunts but I havent been for a while(long story short its cheap beer, cheap low mileage dances). Dancer quality has not been up to par but its...

If you like latinas and Cubans you will love chicas locas. I got there at 6:30 or 7:00 on a saturday night. There was a good number of dancers but not overcrowded with pl's...

I gave the value a 10 because, according to the literal definition it "didn't even feel like I spent any money". I didn't besides the cover(expected, $10), a couple beers($5 or $6) and 2...

Keepers is a mid level "not a dive-not upscale" club. I felt totally comfortable there on a Saturday night. It was not overcrowded but just enough people for the size of the club. The...

Just left chicas locas in Dallas and it didn't go according to plan. Lol. I wanted to sample a few different dancers and that was it. Not really a extras guy but occasionally I...

I will definitely hit up filly corral next time I'm in the area. Nice low key spot right off the expressway. No valet or any of that shit. Its next to a truck stop....

Went to blackjacks before work. No alcohol so i "pre-gamed" and what better way to sober up before work than waste an hour or 2 at the strip club. Indeed blackjacks is in the...

Polekatz is my favorite club because of the value but only on Tuesday. Every tuesday they have topless dances for $10 and nude for $20(vs $20/30 every other day). For me this makes it...

Trying again because some jackasses rejected previous attempt. I had the day off and went here. I walked in and a woman asked if i had an "appointment"? Da fuck? I didnt know yall...

Ok maybe i did something wrong. I went here after the awkward entrance and swift exit at exclusive lingerie. I walked in. A woman came out. Asked me some questions(really an interragation which never...

Easy to find. Parking is easy enough. All star is a hole-in-the-wall, dive. The bathroom couldnt be any smaller and there's no soap. I went in, got patted down and wanded. No cover on...

I went to scores while in the area. My time at scores was approximately 8 pm to 930 or so. Not prime time as it seems stone park is a very late town. Very...

Hadn't been in hb for a while so figured i would check them out. Parking lot is still gravel but less potholes, i think. $15 cover but you can text them to get...

I've been to j's twice, once a friday or saturday night and a saturday afternoon. Both times it was an overwhelming sausagefest. Walked in, never paid a cover here. J's is definitely a hole...

Went to bobbys after a depressing early afternoon visit to j's. No doorman or bouncers that early but a lively crowd. Bar was full. I got a $3 or $4 beer and sat at...

FUCK! i wrote an entire review far more detailed but i was drunk and fucked it up(hit back on my phone while trying to copy in case it logged me off while writing review,...

debated writing this review because follies really doesnt need any more. And there is nothing I can really add that hasnt already been said. But in the end i decided to write it for...

Good looking girls. Afternoon going into evening visit. 4 or 5 oclock. Cheap cover for this venue. I think $5 or $10. Lots of suit types. Older white gentlemen. During happy hour...

Dancers here are a mixed bag. A google review semi-accurately stated: "either the girls are super skinny or big as a house." I am pretty lenient with regards to "meat on the bone" or...

Visited bucks cabaret in fort worth. $15 cover. Valet but i dont know how much. I took uber. Not quite upscale. Not a hole in the wall either. But it is quite big. Although...

gold club has been open for over a year and I never went since it sounds exactly the same as scores. overpriced and low mileage. I went on Thursday to see about the $10...