Average strip club, saved a ton of money

I gave the value a 10 because, according to the literal definition it "didn't even feel like I spent any money". I didn't besides the cover(expected, $10), a couple beers($5 or $6) and 2 obligatory dances($20). I gave the dancers/entertainment a 5 because it was literally "eh whatever. They served their purpose". There wasn't any dogs. It was actually 2 or 3 I was really interested in. Unfortunately, the only bitches to talk to me in a hour give or take was one of the black hoes and one of the bartenders outside over a smoke. I got 2 dances from the black girl just because.(secretly hoping the other hoes was watching). $10 apiece in the open, no privacy. Just one way contact with some grinding. For those that care, dancer variety was 2 or 3 black chicks, maybe a Latina and the rest white girls out of 8-12 dancers. I saw fake tits, natural tits and even a white girl with no tits but sagging(???). Ive seen hoes with no tits but at least perky and hoes with big, saggy tits. But even if this hoes tits were blown up like balloons she wouldn't have any tits. I suspect the only way she got dances is cuz she was cute... the few bitches I wanted didn't even look my direction even when they were just standing around, so I bounced once I realized I wasn't gonna get any play and this wasn't my scene. A shame since I would've ponyed up for some one way contact grinds from them. No harm no foul I guess. No valet. Nice enough looking strippers. Nothing overpriced. $10 dances could be a good value if you can grab one, though low mileage for sure.