warhawks

Crazy Town USA

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  7 years ago
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  OT: Woman attacks husband. No charges?

  This is bullshit. If a guy started hitting his wife on a plane, don’t most of you think he’d arrested? That’s assault, brother. She should have been arrested for it. http://www.newstalk.com/AMP/Flight-diverted-after-woman-discovers-husbands-affair...
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  Tiredtraveler
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  7 years ago
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  OT: Juice tries Kung Fu

  Title says it all! http://www.radass.com/doing-kung-fu-drunk-monkey-style/...
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  rh48hr
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  7 years ago
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  Remember this....

  The next time you think a stripper is your friend... http://brobible.com/sports/article/vegas-dancer-reveals-reason-outing-colphins-coach/...
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  lick-that
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  7 years ago
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  Anybody ever get (literally) shit faced at a club?

  Fair warning, bullet point #2 is hard to process. But then again, since a stripper wrote it, it might just be.... stripper shit. ;) http://cavemancircus.com/2017/07/25/13-dancers-and-employees-explain-just-how-dirty-strip-clubs-are/...
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  Longball300
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  7 years ago
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  Old North Carolina dudes

  Why do North Carolina dudes have so many different aliases on TUSCL? And why do they love chacken fingers so much? And what's up with their obsession to take public transportation to Detroit city?...
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  sharkhunter
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  7 years ago
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  Once again, lesson learned...

  I can honestly say, even with all the stupid, pathetic, loser, dumb, idiotic, crazy things that have happened to me with strippers in the past... I've never had any one of them steal a...
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  gammanu95
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  7 years ago
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  This kid is a future PL...

  Either that, or it's a video of CrazyJoe growing up in Colorado... http://brobible.com/life/article/kid-wall-bike-strip-club-ad-video/...
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  7 years ago
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  OT: Just for CrazyJoe...

  Joe would love this chimp... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0veiTgUQLKw...
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  ATACdawg
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  7 years ago
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  Why is it...

  That every time I have stopped at a McDonald's and had to use the bathroom, I can't help but wonder if CrazyJoe and/or Juice have been there abusing the porcelain throne? You two fuckers have...
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  JuiceBox69
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  7 years ago
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  Extra, Extra.

  Read all about it. If it's wong, I don't want to be rite......
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  san_jose_guy
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  7 years ago
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  Found a new place to get my hair cut.

  Juice, I think this is the business you need to get into and invest that $3K that's burning a hole in your pocket. lol. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3004110/naked-stylists-barber-shop-strip-club-kazakhstan/...
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  Hugh_G_Rection
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  7 years ago
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  Found out what happened to one of our MIA postersss

  Motörhead? Is that you? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3003555/porn-addict-is-crushed-to-death-by-his-six-ton-collection-of-filthy-mags-and-cops-take-six-months-to-find-his-body/...
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  4got2wipe
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  7 years ago
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  Labiaplasty anyone?

  What do you bet that the boyfriends that say this are long time TUSCL members? Lol!!! "Johnson said she’s had patients come in that want a labiaplasty because their boyfriend “doesn’t like the way things...
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  shadowcat
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  7 years ago
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  Someone's been busy filming...

  ... Viceland commercials. Looks strangely familiar... https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLnPDn1Lb79JGoFey4EPwAvxW4tbyzbz0p&v=VMUQIF29yPc...
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  JuiceBox69
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  7 years ago
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  Need a reason to cheer for the Pats in SB 51?

  I know I sure need a reason... this just might do it. http://brobible.com/sports/article/adult-stars-bjs-twitter-patriots/...
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  Subraman
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  7 years ago
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  Let this be a lesson to all you new mongers...

  Always, always, always wait to see a dancer on stage before doing a VIP. My tale begins with walking into a regular club that I haven't been to in quite some time. Take a seat...
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  Papi_Chulo
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  7 years ago
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  Strangely, this guy looks like a recent Juice profile pic..

  Coincidence? http://brobible.com/life/article/dog-lover-arrested-pit-bull/...
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  JuiceBox69
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  7 years ago
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  OT: College football playoffs.

  Who you guys got tonight? I like Clemson. But seems like I'm usually wrong. So that means Alabama will crush them, lol....
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  sharkhunter
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  7 years ago
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  Favorite TUSCL tag lines?

  Favorite short tag lines that founder has put at the bottom of the pages? Mine by far is: "Come back later, we just got here." Probably because I don't know how many times I've used...
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  Dougster
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  8 years ago
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  Kiss Cam

  Not sure if this was CrazyJoe or Juice. But he loves his beer. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7oZ9QF5aOzQ...
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  8 years ago
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  Juice has inspired me...

  With his creative/fiction writing. What do you do when a 300lb sex worker/stripper/AMP grabs you in the club and forces you to do OTC and go back to her trailer park to play strip poker...
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  Tiburon
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  8 years ago
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  Merry fucking Christmas all you PL perverts!

  Title says it all! Hope there's lots of extras in your stockings on XXXmas without any Stripper Shit!...
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  vincemichaels
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  8 years ago
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  Crazy Joe does golf!

  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7uY1F17bsoQ...
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  crazyjoe
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  8 years ago
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  I found the legendary white polyester suit!!!

  https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AauM/national-car-rental-suits-me-featuring-patrick-warburton?autoplay=1...
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  Dougster
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  8 years ago
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  Crazy Joe approved.

  Was this Juice before he went on his diet? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKE_SncYqfU...
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  crazyjoe
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  8 years ago
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  Well, of course he did!

  Must be a TUSCL member. Maybe London Guy? Although no mention of FFK clubs in Germany... http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine...
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  bvino
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  8 years ago
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  Was Juice recently in Detroit?

  Like... YEAH!! https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=A&RID=291027...
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  crazyjoe
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  8 years ago
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  OT: ALF is dead.

  RIP. http://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/alf-actor-michu-meszaros-dead-at-76/ar-AAgZmjX?li=BBnb2gh ...
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  Cashman1234
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  8 years ago
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  Raw video of a dream stripper breaking up with a TUSCL member.

  https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=9172u-yFexc...
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  Cashman1234
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  8 years ago
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  CrazyJoe makes a music video.

  That's gonna leave a mark. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dTLlVn_Kq1E&ebc=ANyPxKq-V7yTHzcFNQ-WDffKYpglvGI1D4d3kyewA_mLiG1Qjp-THmF4r-bEjnx9OIweeIR8PmamdyxSisLnj7YNT-lwjk-1MQ...
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  shailynn
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  8 years ago
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  was this guy a TUSCL member?

  Lol. http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/05/17/lap-dance-counterfeit-bill/84511402/...
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  Meursault
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  8 years ago
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  Anybody heard from Rech lately????

  http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/oakland/2016/05/17/novi-driver-pot-taco-bell/84482708/...
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  shailynn
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  8 years ago
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  OT: Shakespere said: "The first thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers."

  Discuss amongst yourselves. lol. http://www.wsj.com/articles/shakespeare-says-lets-kill-all-the-lawyers-but-some-attorneys-object-1408329001...
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  jackslash
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  8 years ago
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  Whale avatars on the TUSCL discussion board.

  All the cool kids are doing it... I want to be part of the "in" crowd and follow along... But I don't want to get addicted......
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  vincemichaels
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  8 years ago
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  Is this how Crazy Joe gets lap dances?

  He must have been so high he forgot his girlfriend was watching. http://brobible.com/girls/article/lap-dance-girl-not-friend-lol/...
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  Cashman1234
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  8 years ago
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  I would have jumped too.

  If I was married to that. http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2016/04/29/cristy-pider-hart-jump-truck/83692876/...
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  JohnSmith69
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  8 years ago
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  CrazyJoe s a nature lover.

  Always looking out for the local wildlife. What a guy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl8CpkxyBmM...
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  mikeya02
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  8 years ago
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  What an unfortunate name for this story.

  Kristen Johnson. Of course with a name like that, she was taking pictures of patient's Johnson's... http://pix11.com/2016/03/28/upstate-new-york-nurse-convicted-of-taking-picture-of-patients-penis-surrenders-license/...
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  vincemichaels
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  8 years ago
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  One less strip club in the D...

  Well, it's been closed for a while actually. The only one really missing it would probably be Papi.... I'd never been there, but from what I heard, it was mostly employing the kind of...
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  jackslash
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  8 years ago
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  Brazil 2AMer?

  Looks like just another good time in a bar at the end of the night... Interestingly, he left the women alone... http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/furious-george-monkey-in-brazil-drinks-rum-and-chases-bar-patrons-with-knife/ar-BBpFJ1Y?li=BBnbcA1 ...
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  8 years ago
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  Dauchound SB commercial. (Especially for 4gotowipe).

  Someone see if 4gotowipe is ok. He might have passed out after seeing this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNN9nL2vppM...
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  4got2wipe
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  8 years ago
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  Lost another one...

  Interestingly, they mention at the end of the article that they didn't know what the movie title was... http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/detroit-city/2016/01/26/detroit-motorist-porn-movie-crashes-dies/79370556/...
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  crazyjoe
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  9 years ago
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  Anyone ever get a new cell phone number?

  ...and it be a strippers old phone number? Lol. I could only imagine if someone got a strippers old number the amount of PL texts and calls, etc that one would get for a while...
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  crazyjoe
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  9 years ago
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  Does this count as a 2AMer?

  Better question... Wasn't juice in South Carolina recently? http://www.wzzm13.com/story/news/2015/11/30/police-report-south-carolina-stripper-beats-man-who-said-she-was-fat-had-muffin-top/76556358/...
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  just_the_nuts
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  9 years ago
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  What the hell is up with all the grumpy old men on TUSCL?

  Did the Shady Acres retirement home just get internet access or something? Some of you guys need to get off the porch and stop complaining about the kids on your lawn and get a sense...
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  crazyjoe
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  9 years ago
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  How many of you get the feeling...

  That Chessmaster and Tumbling Dice are these two guys in real life? Like the X rated version? http://www.synthlords.com/2008/01/15/podcast-029-grumpy-old-muppets/ I have to admit, it would be great TUSCL entertainment if the two of them ever got into...
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  Duke69
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  9 years ago
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  Strippers in trouble in the future?

  According to this article, shy guys will be having sex (and enjoying it with out the need for real girls) by 2040. Just think, you can fuck a sexbot in the future and it won't...
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  shailynn
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  9 years ago
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  Man, I love being single now...

  This is awesome. I Don't Give A Fuck if some girl was to try to extort me too! Too funny. https://www.yahoo.com/news/model-tries-extort-2-000-194420873.html ...
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  likes2look