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6 years ago
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a onion
A: People cry when they cut up a onion
Funny thing about that joke was it was a stripper who tried to offer me extras who told it to me.
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7 years ago
I feel like I'm out of the loop, what's a SA?
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7 years ago
Just use the ignore button until his mom gets back home and checks the browser history
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7 years ago
oh and a funny one. Was at a club once and a drunk Asian man in his late 40's ended up getting kicked out (not sure what for) a few minutes later all the bouncers start running to the door. I was curious as to what was going on so I go to the door myself. I see the same Asian man standing outside only now wielding a samurai sword. two things blew me away about the situation 1. Asian man with a samurai sword.....could you be any more stereotypical then that? and 2. The dude was so small and drunk that even with a possibly deadly sharp samurai sword the bouncers were simply laughing at him and had zero worry that he could actually be successful should he actually try to swing the sword.
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7 years ago
Not really scary for me but I was at a club once and apparently one of the dancers stole money from another. the Dancer who claimed to have had her money stolen sucker punched the dancer she claimed stole her cash and mounted her after she fell to the ground........by the time she was pulled off there was a pool of blood, and I'm pretty sure a few teeth left on the floor
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7 years ago
I'll almost always wait until I've seen a girl on stage first. A dancers stage show from my experience can tell you a lot. I watch for dancers who are willing to show a little more, make good eye contact, and can move on the stage. A dancer who is shy onstage is usually shy in the back, a dancer who makes eye contact is usually willing to try harder, and a dancer who can move on stage can usually move in the back as well......and naturally they have to be my type
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6 years ago
If your looking for a more reasonable lap dance price there's a few clubs on the east side you can still get $20-$30 dances. the clubs aren't as nice looking or the dancers for that matter but sometimes you can find a diamond in the rough
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6 years ago
I make the drive down from the Seattle area myself a few times a year. I'd highly recommend checking out a few clubs next time down. I usually hit up 5 or so clubs when I make the trip. I'll order a beer, watch the rotation, and move on to the next club that's probably right across the street.
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6 years ago
to add on to the advice hoarker gave you NEVER tell them your new to clubs, always get the price BEFORE agreeing to anything, and stay somewhat sober. Following these three tips will save you from getting ripped off. The one time I got shitfaced in a strip club I left $400 poorer and still had to take matters into my own hands when I got home.
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6 years ago
Acrop Is more of a spot you hit up to get some dinner and watch the show for a few minutes before heading off to another club. Lap dances here are pretty famously bad
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6 years ago
this is just my opinion but I think 205 is better as a early evening stop. Good food, cheap happy hour, and even at 5pm the girls are better looking then most of the Seattle Friday night A list dancers. Place gets a little to crowded for my taste and dances are a little overpriced so I'll usually bounce around to a couple other clubs later until I find one with enough girls that I like.
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6 years ago
Lap dances are usually $20 a song LMAO!!!!! If you wanted anyone to actually believe this was a legit review you should have at least said $30 even though most of the hot dancers want $40+ for a song now
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6 years ago
Tuesdays can be a lot of fun as well. they do their waitress contest that night and the dancers really get into it if they have a favorite waitress competing
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6 years ago
lol I'm 90% sure I know exactly who the girl from another club is even with the very vague description. Was she a long haired blond who used to work at Pandora's?
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6 years ago
not the op but I'd assume that's what he's talking about. It's a new trend atm in strip clubs, I've seen 5 or 6 in the last month up here in Washington st with a butt plug
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7 years ago
Dancing Bare is somehow still open......at least that's what the sign on the door said when I drove by a few weeks ago
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7 years ago
lol yeah you can get a bj right outside their door for $40 from a 5
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7 years ago
very solid review. Accurate and detailed
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7 years ago
sounds like the Monica that used to work at Pandora's. long blond hair, hwp, with a big bootie?
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7 years ago
lol did you just cut and paste this entire "review"?
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7 years ago
Lake city Vu is a night spot, if your going during the day try Pandora's
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7 years ago
might want to bring some disinfectant with you if you buy any dances from Dacia. She wears that same purple bra, black skirt, and knee pads outfit every single night for her entire shift.......I don't even want to know how dirty that thing is
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7 years ago
Lake city vu while still a vu club has much more reasonable prices. Most of the dancers there will do topless 2 way contact for the normal $30 dance, a few ask for more though.
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7 years ago
The booths are equivalent to the booths at Pandora’s minus the goobers that leer at you as they head in and out of the bathroom.......best line I've read on from any review on here, I lol'd for a solid minute reading that one and spot on review.
Dancer quality here is pretty hit and miss, seems like there's either only 1-2 good looking ones or it's packed with hotties, never in between
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7 years ago
I'd suggest just getting a Uber if your in town on business and skipping downtown all together if your looking for a strip club. Best clubs in the area are Kittens, Pandora's, and Lake city Vu. They pretty much go back and forth between which one is on top every few months though If your looking for extras Lake City Vu is the least likely for that