Reviews by JohnBoehner

I stopped by on a Monday to take advantage of the 10 dollar dance deal. Dancers informed me of a few changes. Apparently, a new group has bought the club. Some changes…

Just a few quick updates from my latest visits (I was in town for several weeks, so I had to make a few trips for research purposes). Generally, the Eastern Europeans (primarily Russians, but…

Not bad for the only club in the great state of Vermont. So, after a year away from this strip club desert, I returned and found that the number of clubs in the area…

If you’ve been missing someone you used to see at NYNY, she’s probably here. I got a text from an ATF from NYNY telling me that she was now working here, so, of course,…

At the time, this was only my second stop in Akron, so it’s hard not to compare. This place is like the nicer (not fancier) version of Lusty. Better A/C, more dancers, none…

As noted, Lusty is not for the faint of heart. It’s basically an, old, neighborhood bar where you will see the customers on the bar stools getting lapdances (at one point I just stepped…

I was driving through Akron again and wanted to continue my tour of the local legends. Next up was Bottoms Up. I walked in the door on a Tuesday afternoon, took care of…

OK, admittedly I knew my timing might not be good – July 4th weekend with a World Cup game on and near shift change time. But, this visit was a waste of time (and…

I just came from a completely underwhelming experience at Bottoms Up (review on its way). This was as great as that was horrible. Truly I had one of my all-time best experiences minutes…

I’ve been out of town and reading various information on this club in the recent reviews. So, of course, I dropped by when I got back into town to gather some reliable intel (the…

I won't spend much space confirming what has already been well documented (the place is dark, not fancy, VIP special on Thursdays), but I do want to add a few points. I was surprised…

This club is dark, and more so after its recent remodeling. But, it has a classier feeling after the remodel, too, and the bathroom is much nicer. It has high – HIGH - mileage MILFs…

I found this to be one of the darkest clubs which I have visited, and a little too dark for my tastes. It was really hard to make out enough of the details on…

Went here on my way back from a Cavs game. It was in the middle of the week in the dead of winter, so understandably things were pretty slow in the club. How…

This was the first time for me in a hostess club, and boy is this a different experience. The first time I went was on a Friday night around 11; the second night was…

This is essentially a continuation of my Adelita’s review, so look there for intel on border crossing and other generic issues. HK definitely has a radically more upbeat vibe than Adelita’s. It has…

Since this is well-covered ground, I will try to focus on points not often discussed or different experiences. This was my first trip across the border for these purposes. I highly recommend searching…

OK, guys, let’s get real: cheap isn’t everything. As noted, the Hugger is very dark initially, but that can be overcome quickly. Plus, it is dark where it needs to be.…

I arrived a little after 7:30 on two separate Saturday evenings. Things definitely start slowly during the transition from day to night shift. For a while, no one was on stage. Then,…

OK, after about 16 months, I went back, and boy has my opinion changed! Dances usually range from 2 for 25 to 2 for 30, but an occasional dancer will charge 20 or 25 per dance…

The front room is basically a bar around the sides with several TVs, while the back room is a very large bar in the center (most of the room) with the stage contained within the…

This place is different. As noted, you access inside the bowling alley. Either walk through the restaurant and it is immediately on the right, or go through main doors, turn right, and walk…

This club is as others have described it. They have free valet parking, but relatively safe parking is usually available on the street. The free pass is only for “free admission”; an “entertainment…

This is a nice, classy club. The music was a little on the loud side, which, maybe, you expect in a club, but it made chatting with the dancers difficult. The dancers set…

I was in Dayton after lunch, stopped by the Living Room (because a dancer told me she starts at noon), found out the club doesn’t open until 3 (as indicated on TUSCL), but the guy…