Reviews by captainfun

Damn this place is something else. Had never been before. Free, large parking lot. $13.50 to enter around 9:30 pm on a Thursday. Paid cover to two girls at the front desk. Men's room off…

I checked out Ember's for the first time on a multi-club, seven hour night out on a recent Thursday. I had been at Paradizio and then walked up to Ember's. Ember's is nice compared to…

A couple of weeks ago I was out from 5:30 pm until 1 am in Irvington and Orange. I spent time at Vic's, Bottoms Up, Paradizio, Ember's, back to Paradizio, and then on to VIPs…

I had read reviews of Vic's over time but never had the opportunity to check it out until now. A couple of weeks ago I was out from 5:30 pm until 1 am. I managed…

VIPs was my last stop of a 5 club tour on this night. First time visitor to VIPs. Based on the reviews, this seemed like my type of place. My interpretation was that there would…

I had an opportunity to travel to Portugal. I was there for a week on business so decided to check out the night life. Laws are different in Portugal in as much as prostitution is…

First time visitor. After earlier visits to Bottoms Up and Paradizio, this place felt very comfortable. Nice, laid back neighborhood bar feel. The customers were 60-70% white but some other ethnicities there too. The girls…

I left Bottoms Up and drove over to Paradizio. It was a recent Sunday night around 6 pm. Found street parking closeby. This place must be a bitch to park near one a busier night.…

Landed in Frankfurt at 9:30 am on December 28th. Took the airliner bus from airport to Darmstadt station. Walked to my hotel which was roughly between the bus/train station and FKK Sharks. They let me…

I was in St. Louis last Tuesday for work. Finished up work and headed over to the Lumiere casino for some blackjack. Was down $100 within 20 minutes. Put $40 more toward the cause. Won…

I had lived in Tijuana for a year over 20 years ago but this was before my clubbing experience had begun (wow, what a waste of a year). I Ubered from San Diego (where I…

I was in London for a week with my brother a few weeks ago. After dinner and cocktails out with a break group I split off from the group and took an Uber car from…

I was at Rickey's from about 10 to midnight last week. $5 cover to enter. Had a few domestic bottles of beer which I think were $5. I am a pretty easy grader but this…

This review is for the downtown Silk location, not the one on Silver Spring. Not sure why there is a separate entry for the newer, downtown location. This was about my 4th visit to the…

Had already been to Alibi, Christie's and Diamond Joe's (only a short visit a Joe's, not a bad time. need to check it again sometime). Walked in around midnight. Had a pass so no cover.…

Made an earlier stop at Alibi. Then to the casino. Won $185 playing blackjack. Then to Christie's, Diamond Joe's and Hustler. Will only review Christies and Hustler. Had a pass for Christie's so no cover.…

Stopped in earlier this week in the afternoon. 6 or so girls working - combo of white, Latina, AA. 10 customers maybe. As always, no cover charge. Got a $4 domestic bottle of beer. The…

First time checking out Cheetah's. I walked in around 3 pm mid-week. No cover charge at that time. Beers were 2 for $10 which I think was a special (tho not really that special). Very…

Went to Chicas last week for 7-8 hours. Arrived around 5 pm. $5 cover. Had already been playing Blackjack across the street at Jerry's Nugget for a while before my visit. I ordered several beers…

Went to the Gold Club for the first time ever last Thursday night. I have been avoided this place over time since the mandatory valet is dumb on many levels. It was only $6 but…

Most of the clubs match Las Vegas - very big, over the top, expensive, faux fancy. Not Chicas. It's pretty basic and low end which means that 70% (?) wouldn't have an interest it. But…

Tried Rio again about three weeks ago on a trip to Indianapolis. I went here and Dancers. Would have like to hit Sunset Strip too but maybe I was out too early or it is…

Went to Follies a couple of weeks ago on a Monday night. Was there from about 9 pm to midnight. $10 cover. Took a Lyft car so no parking issues. I've been to Follies 10+…

Will be traveling to Denver more often now with work so was interested in seeing that this area had to offer. Did usual recon for new city on tuscl and found myself at DD's since…

There isn't an entry for the new downtown location so dropping this review into the Silver Spring location. I've been to the new downtown location twice - both times during the week in the evening…