Reviews by captainfun

We had stopped by Club Bristol (which only had three girls, 2 of whom should not be dancing) before Visions so that may have been why Visions seemed quite good. $8 cover to enter. Ordered…

I had been at Chicas Locas for a few hours before arriving so I was already well lubed. They wanted $20 for me to park but I was playing so went up the street and…

Actually my review title isn't totally fair. There were a few slim and/or fit girls working too. I was at the club from about 5 pm until 1 am with a stop at DGs for…

I had never been to Charlotte before so when a work thing came up there I turned to tuscl for recon. Since I like chill, divey spots with AA, Candi Cabaret was the go-to place…

I was at Cheeks on Thursday night from about 10 pm - 1 am. No shortage of male staff hanging around but they blend in and don't try to stand out. They seem pretty chill…

Stopped in on Saturday for a couple of beers and to see the girls. Domestic bottles are $4. No cover charge in the afternoon. Don’t recall if they charge one at night. There were…

If you set your expectations pretty low you may get a surprise. But don't hold your breath. Toured Louie's on a two different nights recently as I bounced from spot to spot in the area.…

I was at J's twice in the last week or so. Once on a Sunday evening and again on Wednesday night. The pros about this place is that it is very chill. Def more bar…

Like some of the other places in Stone Park/Melrose Park, Bobby's is more bar than club. Louie's, J's, Bobby's and Carl's are also like this. I am overdue for visits to the full fledged SCs…

I was in Milwaukee a couple of weeks ago on a Monday night. I first tried Ricky's on State but they were closed around 9:15 pm - completely dark. I then tried Gold Diggers for…

I was back at Crazy Horse a couple of weeks ago. I was there for about an hour starting around midnight. When I walked in there were only about 10-12 customers and maybe about six…

I get to Atlanta a few times of year but often avoid Follies because I assume it will be more crowded than I'd like. I was there last Tuesday from about 9 to midnight and…

I was there a couple of weeks ago for about two hours on a Wednesday night. I had never been there since I don't get to Las Vegas very often. A certain percentage of the…

Was in Cleveland recently and stopped in Alibi, Magic City and Crazy Horse. Will only post update on Crazy Horse. My time at the other places was fine but not worthy of a review. Anyway,…

First time ever there on a recent Sunday night. The parking lot is comical. The club is part of a small strip mall with three storefronts and about 6 spots so people double park. There…

I'm rarely in Minnesota so I turned this to tuscl for some recon before my trip a month or so ago. From what I could tell this was going to be one of the better…

Was in Atlanta again recently so stayed at a hotel a couple of miles away for close proximity. Parking was $2. $10 cover charge. I was there for 3-4 hours and sampled several young beauties.…

Went there on Sunday night. I was surprised at how decent/clean the place is on the inside. I had just come from Louie's so this place looked like the Taj Mahal. Anyway, ordered a $3…

I was in Atlanta a few weeks ago and this club had been on my list of clubs that I "needed" to check out. I paid $5 to park outside and $10 cover around 6…

Was there for the first time ever a few weeks ago on a Wednesday night. Arrived around 11 pm. Paid $2 to park and $10 (I think) to get it. Was immediately approached by a…

Based on some reviews that I had read over time I was pretty sure that KH8 would be my type of club. I had a rare work trip to LA and took the opportunity to…

I made a thorough tour through WP and Brooklyn a couple of weeks ago. I started at Blondies, then to went C Mowe's, Miss Kitty's, Roxy's, Bottoms Up, Pink Slip and back to Roxy's. That's…

I was in Canton for work recently so decided to check out Gatsby's, Diamond Royale and Christie's - all for the first time. Stopped in to Gatsby's first and was there from about 6-8 pm…

Went to this club for the first time after a 1st time visit to Gatsby's. It was a Thursday night around 9 pm. Paid $5 cover. Ordered a domestic bottle. The beer wasn't cold which…

Went to Christie's on Thursday around 10 pm after making stops at Gatsby's and Diamond Royale. They had a $5 cover which they waived since I was staying at a local hotel. Grabbed a domestic…