Reviews by captainfun

I hadn't been to Lipstick in over a year so was eager to get back in to check it out and see if I could find a diamond the rough. Alas, read on to see…

Was driving up from Indianapolis on a recent Sunday and heading north and west up into Chicago. Arrived around 7 pm. About 10 cars in the parking lot so that wouldn't be considered super dead…

I had been to this club just one other time around 9 pm on a weekday 4-5 years ago. Had an opportunity to be in Indianapolis last Saturday and was at the club from 11…

First timer at Cheerleaders last Tuesday night. I was in town for work so ventured to the club around 9 pm and stayed for 2.5 hours. Upon arrival you can park in their lot for $7…

Made a Thursday evening visit to Polekatz a few weeks ago. I was there from about 5:30-8:30 pm. Parked across the street as I normally do. I don't mind paying for parking but I'd rather…

I've been to Polekatz about 10 times over the past 5-6 years. It's not very convenient for me to get since it is far. Otherwise I'd go more. I was there from 10:30 pm-1:30 am…

After a very lame trip to Club Erotica I drove to Beemers which from what I could tell from reviews would be a good time. I arrived around 10 pm on a Wednesday to a…

I was in Pittsburgh for work a couple of weeks ago and decided to tour some of the local options. I opted for the places that are not downtown which are more upscale, possibly more…

First time to Flashdancers on a recent trip to NY. Note there are two locations. I am reviewing the one on 45th street. I was there two times on a Wednesday - once from about…

First time visitor to Ocean's on a recent Wednesday. One prior visit the place was closed. Initially I arrived around 3 pm and it was closed. So I ventured over to Polekatz in Bridgeview for…

This trip has been a long time coming. I lived in Tijuana for a year over 20 years ago but that was long before I ventured into the world of strip clubs. If I had…

I checked out this club on Friday night for the first time ever. I had only stopped in during day time in the past and typically mid week, not weekend. I have been told by…

On a trip to St. Louis last week I did a tour of Washington Park and Brooklyn on back to back nights. I went to a bunch of places but will just submit for Moochies,…

I had never been to the clubs in Providence before but when a recent work trip to Boston emerged I decided to loop an afternoon trip to Providence into it. Landed around 12:30 ET at…

On a trip to St. Louis last week I did a tour of Washington Park and Brooklyn on back to back nights. I went to a bunch of places but will just submit for Moochies,…

On a trip to St. Louis last week I did a tour of Washington Park and Brooklyn on back to back nights. I went to a bunch of places but will just submit for Moochies,…

I hadn't been to Dallas for well over a year in light of COVID. Happy to get back out and have now many in a few cities over the past few weeks and more cities…

After having just an ok time at Chicas Locas from 8pm-midnight I ventured over to Baby Dolls from midnight-2 am (closing time). Large parking lot is free and it was probably 25% occupied. $3 cover…

Now that J's bar is closed down after a shooting and Bobby's only allow a back massage in the bar (no dances), Carl's and Louie's are the only clubs in the area for the basic,…

I stopped by on a recent Thursday evening. I rode my motorcycle there. They still charge $7 to park in front however I park it myself vs. them taking my nice ride to their mandatory…

I have been to this Stone Park establishment numerous times over the years - maybe 1-2 per year over the past five years. Stopped in on a recent Friday night. $10 cover. This place manages…

Hadn't been to this club in a while but stopped in on a recent Friday night. Valet parking only is annoying. I have a nice ride and generally avoid valet if at all possible. It's…

I had been to this club a few years ago and had a so-so time. It seemed very tame and I recall not getting any dances which is very rare for me. I was back in…

First time visitor to Boise a couple of weeks before the virus precluded everyone for living a normal life. Had meetings earlier in the afternoon, checked in to my hotel, had a quick dinner and…

I was in Dallas the night before. Had an awesome time OTC with a Cubanita that I had met on a prior visit. Was a little hungover but wanted to check out some Houston clubs…