Reviews by creepshow

Was walking back from Caesar's towards the back strip and wandered by this place. If you're going from the Flamingo, the fairly short walk to Club Paradise goes directly by this place. Small…

Mac's has been in the area for a long time, and feels completely out of place. It's easy access from Rt 3 but still sits in an otherwise very suburban environment. It has…

I've reviewed Mario's a couple times over the years, mostly because it is just the right fit for me. There really is just nothing to complain about this place. It is clean, it…

Boston strip clubs have a horrible reputation, and clubs like Centerfolds have worked hard to earn it. This club has everything you could want, except any sort of actual contact with a female human being.…

In the area where Mac's exists, it benefits highly from being one of only two clubs in proximity ("The Club", formerly The Blue Moon, being the other). This place tends to resemble a Boston…

Depressing. I used to really enjoy this place. It's always been too big, it's always been second rate next to places like Desire, but there was a time that this place was, if nothing else,…

Marios has something for everyone, but you have to know where to look or you're likely to be disappointed. It's a nice club. Private parking, safe area, easy highway access. Value is good with…

I think I am the only person at this board that has repeatedly tried this club without good results. I keep going back based on good reviews, and keep swearing at myself for not…

Went by on a late Thursday afternoon, haven't been to the club in a long time and remembered thinking highly of it. The club's layout has not changed, but the bar has seen a…

Mario's is all over the place when you look at them over the long haul, but consistently delivers a decent experience at a fair price. It's a safe bet to be a good time. Since…

If you can find this place, you'll probably like it. It's located under a Chili's, looking right at it you'd strain to see where you're going. You need to look hard at the front of…

Club Fantasies, as a famous coach once said, "is what it is". Over the last several years it has been reported here that the club is in steep decline. I'm not sure that's…

This place is the least consistent club in the Northeast when it comes to pricing and quality of visit, but is often a great place to hit. The pricing for dances continues to dance…

This is a beautiful looking club, and you absolutely can't miss it - giant video screen in front of the club advertising pretty girls all day long. Since it is an upscale venue, you pay for…

Yikes. I find that people tend to be harsh on clubs in general, waxing poetic about how great the club -USED- to be, which is usually just their selective memories. Unfortunately, for Mario's, that is not the…

Wow, this place is an unequivocal nightmare. You walk in and it's essentially one room. There is a stage in front of you, and a ton of empty black chairs, unoccupied tables. A few…

Desire is definitely the best managed strip club in the Providence area. It is dark but not absurd, the managers, bartenders and dancers are all friendly, and the club is very consistently clean. Because of…

Fantasies has long been a hit or miss place, and this trip was no different. The club is actually reasonably clean and nice; not great like Desire but miles better than Cheaters. The…

Mario's remains the best club in MA that I've experienced, however the club can also be admittedly quite hit-or-miss. The aesthetics and makeup of the club do not have any black marks. It is a…

It seems pretty obvious that Fantasies has gone all out in trying to dominate the Providence scene. While the girls here are no match in sheer beauty to those at Desire, the friendliness, atmosphere,…

I'm really torn with this place. Since I'm not from the IN area, take my review with a grain of salt. For a Wednesday night, the place is dead as hell. Huge, beautiful building,…

Still remains clearly far and away the best club in Massachusetts, although its proximity to RI gives it competition. The uniform $25 songs is a better solution than the silly wristband strategy they had…

Came by on a Friday afternoon to Mario's and was very pleased on all accounts. The good stuff remains good. Girls are still very pretty. Club is still clean. Clientele still peaceful.…

I've long been a fan of Mario's, but this last trip was so hard to judge. Overall, for Massachusetts you can't beat them. Great rear, off-street parking, clean club, very safe feeling. Dances are…

I went on a recent Friday afternoon and wasn't sure what to think of my trip. I left completely bewildered. There were good things to say, bad things to say, and the overall…