Went by on a late Thursday...

Went by on a late Thursday afternoon, haven't been to the club in a long time and remembered thinking highly of it. The club's layout has not changed, but the bar has seen a significant overhaul and looks great. The stage and seating area is still quite small, but that's fine. The bathroom is still an unmitigated abortion. I don't understand how management can't fix this. I know you don't need a spectacular bathroom, but this is just absurd.

Didn't have much time, which in hindsight was a pretty big oversight. I settled on the first girl that approached me, a reasonably pretty white girl that went by Mia that was well below par at EB. I didn't notice it at first because Mia would be a standout at some of the lousier clubs I've been to in Rhode Island (at CF she'd be a top-5 girl), but the talent level at EB is way too high for you to settle on a girl you aren't blown away by. Rookie mistake by me!

Lap dances are of questionable value here. They're a simple $20/song, which is very competitive. Unfortunately, the songs are extremely short and Mia didn't seem like a great counter. After three songs, her count was at 4. Stupid move by her; that was enough to call her BS and move on. She dropped her VIP ask rapidly from $350 to $200 / half hour, but I still wasn't having it. Her lap dances were pretty lazy and automated, certainly not enough to lure the big bucks out of my pocket.