Well Run, No Frills, Solid Stop

I've reviewed Mario's a couple times over the years, mostly because it is just the right fit for me. There really is just nothing to complain about this place. It is clean, it is safe, easy access to the highway. Parking is out back and invisible from the roads. No cover during the day.

Once you're in, you're greeted with a pretty, friendly, fast moving bartender who gets your $5.50 beer with a smile. There are people at the bar, a few around the big U-shaped platform, and several others seated in the back half of the club - a bunch of tables and a second "stage". Every time I've gone in the last few months, the place has been well populated but not crowded. Enough guys to keep the place busy and healthy, but not so many that you have no chance at getting near the best ladies like other clubs (ahem, ::Desire::).

There are loads of women here, and it's really the true bell curve for population distribution amongst strip clubs. There are a few heavy, old, or unattractive women. A few super-hot starlets. Many pretty/cute/sexy girls that come and go; the club has what I'd consider "average" turnover (I'm not there often enough to say for sure). Girls are pro-active but not pushy.