Wow, this place is an unequivocal...

Wow, this place is an unequivocal nightmare.

You walk in and it's essentially one room. There is a stage in front of you, and a ton of empty black chairs, unoccupied tables. A few people are playing video poker, and the pleasant but indifferent waitress gets you a drink. Glancing around, there are ONLY THREE WOMEN working. One is a goliath; standing at least 6'2 and no less than 250 lbs; she looks like a South American linebacker with implants. The second is about 57 years old and must have been something before electricity. The third, a comparatively attractive girl ( a five at best outside the club) is preoccupied with others.

Sound like fun? I'm sure that the dances must be extremely high mileage, or that this place is a front for something else, or that perhaps there is a time during the week that this place picks up. None of these instances seemed obvious to me.