Comments by wld4tatas (page 38)

6 dislikes to his comment - time for Desertscrub to go

desertscrub's opinion is worthless, he posts shit about clubs he has never been to.

Yes you didn't crack the code. The most important keys to the code are DAY SHIFT, LATINAS (including Brazil) and INITIATIVE. Each alone will improve your odds. All combined, your odds will be north of 80%.

Great story ! LOL. You had no idea what you were missing all this time.

desertscrub you are completely lost dude. The poster's reviews of this and other clubs are accurate IMO, as I have been to these clubs as well. You even got your insult mixed up, you meant to call Og12345 a dumb fuck, he is the one who mentioned FS.

desertscrub doesn't live in NJ and hasn't even been to this club, I still can't figure out why he hasn't been kicked off this site a long time ago for posting false information. I think the grandma's name is Cindy. Based on a past discussion with her, I would not assume her intel is accurate.

The trick is to ask if they are free after stage or have another customer waiting for them. If there is a wait (or even if there isn't), ask a second and third dancer, so you always have a few irons in the fire.

VIP here is 20-30 minutes. Some dancers will do less than 200, but it depends on the service level.

Daisy Dukes look https://66.media.tumblr.com/236b1c9cfb56b469b0629deef1588c26/tumblr_pxgwa0fU2e1y17exto1_500.jpg

Great review. And a new term coined "stripper terrarium"... brilliant ! I visited this club once ten years ago, passing through town. Saw a dancer "Sassy". Could immediately tell this club had the mark of greatness. Glad to hear it's still around.

Usually if desertscrub calls something a club ad, that's a good sign the review is legit. I go here a lot. Some of the details are too specific and accurate for this review to be entirely made up. As of this week they have tables right by the bar at bar counter level. I wouldn't call the place tiny though. There is indeed a ticket system, it's how they keep track of dances and what the club owes the dancers. Been like that forever, though it's between the bartender and the dancer, so easy for the customer to miss. Sose you overpaid though that's OK, what was the dancer's name you met?

Good for them ! Thanks for sharing this news. Hopefully it can serve as an example for other states.

I have been to this club, and this review is an excellent and accurate description of the place and options. I cross checked the prices with my notes and they are in the same ballpark. I didn't get the $200 upsell and would not have taken it either. Though the regular onsite rooms are very basic. Overall it's a fun club for sure. This is just another example of desertcrub not having a clue what he is talking about. He further puts his foot in his mouth by claiming the review wasn't the OP's experience, when the OP clearly said "I went for the lapdance first and then...". SMH. This guy should stop posting to avoid misleading others and further embarrassing himself.

5 songs and a handshake. Usually the tits are out to play with as well.

Yes getting a dance can be elusive here, almost always you have to do the asking. They can say they are not available and go sit with a regular. They can say they are available but not come around after stage. And they can say they are available and come see you. It's that last combo you need lol. But usually no guarantee. The closest thing to a sure bet is if you know the dancer and have a rapport. Keeping the chase alive ! :)

It's too bad regular patrons have to read the same repeated description of the club over and over in every review, that the reviewers have to include so their reviews aren't rejected for not providing enough details. And even still, we have out of state adjudicators saying not enough details. Thanks for the review 2014js it was just fine.

Good review, a fun read. The busty Asian lady is like that with everyone, no worries. I would suggest a repeat visit when the curtains (lap dance area) are back up.

Update - this Linda doesn't work here anymore. There is a different Linda at HP now, and she is to be avoided.

7 minutes. If you are done you can probably take another minute or two to fix yourself up before leaving.

I'm sure you mean well minnow, but you are very often blocking reviews in my state that have plenty of good details. Clubber is worse.

Agree with rh48hr. 2000 characters won't necessarily make the review better. If it's the umpteenth description of where the club is and what the layout is, it's useless to me. 500 words is enough, though I could settle for 1000. Most of the time I'm reading reviews of places I've already been to. A couple of useful nuggets of intel can be conveyed in just a few sentences.

Yes have had several dancers at clubs in nj bring lotion or baby oil. It's a must for a HJ or TF. Baby oil is the best. Bring your own if needed.

>Amen brother. There are some little bitches on here that seem to reject most reviews. Two that come to mind are Clubber and Minnow. Agreed. Two of the most incompetent reviewers on tuscl.

Great review. Bet you won't be the only one getting to know the daughter.

He did this on another fine review too. Clubber do us a favor and stop reviewing our clubs in NJ.