Just wasn't my night.

Decided to head up to Paterson again. Seems like the only place in NJ with action these days. (Well, my kind of action anyway!) Lol. Unfortunately this just wasn't my night.

After finding Ragtime closed at about 9:15 I went over to 5th Ave. Pretty busy for a Sunday and maybe 8 girls working. Sadly, most were like the 5th Ave girls of yesteryear, not the upgrades spotted there recently. Only one didn't look like she came straight off a pig farm. In fact, she was really hot, but after meeting her and having a couple drinks, I was getting a weird vibe. I think she was high on something. Stayed for a while, got a shoulder massage from one of the porkers, and left.

I had about 4 beers at 5th Ave, and should've used the bathroom before I left. Barely a mile away and suddenly I'm looking for a place to pull over and get some relief. Then I got the idea to go over to Hitching Post. Place was full of customers and girls. I wouldn't say "packed" but pretty close. Every girl was above average in my opinion, and a nice mix of Spanish/Brazilian, Eastern Europeans, Black. Unfortunately the girls were all wearing masks unless sitting and drinking. Customer masks didn't seem to be enforced. There's plexiglass dividing the bar stools into threes. Not blocking you from the bar or stage, just separating you from whoever's next to you, except for the little groups of 3 chairs. I believe it's a different configuration from other recent reviews because the stupid-ass Governor finally relaxed some restrictions a few days ago.