tuscl

Comments by laplurker (page 2)

  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Runt69
    California
    Golden Globes
    Jackson is on the $20 bill. Hamilton is on the $10 bill.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Hot times at cloud 9
    To each his own, but if I drop four bills I do not want to leave horny.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    A night with the ATF
    The street address is wrong. Try 3050 Burris Rd, Davie, FL.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Socalclubber
    California
    Return to the Desert
    I did a couple of visits to Sahara when I was in the area on business. The dancers were mostly chubby latinas who wore too much makeup.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    dollyfav
    Wisconsin
    Miami visitor enjoys The Body Club
    The best first time review that I have read in a while. Thanks for posting.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    wasted
    Florida
    Nothing New or Good
    Does Heidi think that guys go to a strip club for any reason other than to see sluts and whores?
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    gonecase75
    Going around
    Is nicest in the area but super expensive given SF
    Tourist pricing
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    motownkid
    Florida
    Vegas Slipping a Little
    Street address is wrong. Try 5428 N University Dr, Lauderhill, FL.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    goosman
    On A Booty Hunt
    All It Takes is One
    The street address is wrong. Try 19995 S Dixie Hwy, Miami, FL.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    Liking this place more and more again
    It's not much of an ad if she doesn't do extras.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    Where ‘da white women at?
    I generally avoid the Cubans, but not because I'm prejudiced. It's just that I like to have a conversation with a dancer. Unfortunately, many of the Cubans speak little to no English. They also have a bit of a reputation as sharks on this board. And they seem to go all in for fake tits and asses. I prefer natural bodies. I have even asked some of the few remaining white dancers "Where did all the white girls go?" Even they don't know.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    PutaTester
    West Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
    Waste of $10 Plus Tips
    Street address is wrong in the club description. It is 11252 Trade Center Drive not 11226. There are a lot of typos in club addresses on this site. Check Google maps if going to a club that is new to you.
  • review comment
    4 years ago
    BabyDoc
    Feo, Fuerte y Formal
    An Incomplete Review but…
    Thanks for the great review, both informative and entertaining. "exhausted from months of drinking and whoring" what a life!!
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    goosman
    On A Booty Hunt
    Cheetah II is what it is, and ain't gonna surprise you.
    I see a lot of the Cuban dancers doing a slow walk around the pole with a thousand yard stare into the distance. How do they expect to sell dances? If you like big, big plastic tits and asses, then Cheetah WPB is not for you.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Saturday night party
    The club is listed as nude, but the report is that some dancers went topless and some did not. So, this place is basically topless not nude?
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Coltrane25
    North Carolina
    Hopes are killed here
    Everything I read about the Panhandle clubs says keep driving. $40 air dances???
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    PAGS
    Massachusetts
    First time, probably the last time.
    Vegas dancers figure that everybody is a tourist. Get all of the money out of them that you can because you will never see them again.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    MrEddyG
    Ontario
    New Format Woes
    Thank you, thank you, thank you for the "all reviews" option. It's great to see them all in one list.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    OT: AARP ?
    I joined to get a discount on Medicare gap insurance. A lot of travel oriented businesses like hotels, car rentals, private airport parking lots, airport shuttles, etc. offer AARP discounts. Sadly, strip clubs do not.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    schmoe31415
    Whatever
    Can recent reviews still be read without a location filter?
    One of the nice things about the old site was that it was easy to see every recent review in a single list. Now I have to switch locations many times to see all recent reviews which means I never will. I used to live in California and still get there on business. I would have to switch cities many times to follow every club that I want to see reviews for. At least, make all locations in one list an option, please, please.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    schmoe31415
    Whatever
    Can recent reviews still be read without a location filter?
    When I click "more reviews" from the home page, I get a specific location not the full list. How do you see the full list from across the country?
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    SneakySecret2
    Probably in the VIP
    Relaxing with Indica
    When I saw the title, I thought you meant Cannabis Indica.
  • discussion comment
    5 years ago
    founder
    respect for others goes a long way
    The New Site
    The new look is good. May I make two suggestions: 1. When I open up a review, I would like to see the type of club next to the club name (bikini, pastie, topless, nude). The space is there. It saves a click for clubs that I am not familiar with. 2. Next to the reviewer's name, I would like to see the number of reviews and the number of places. This info would also save a click. A lot of bad reviews are explained by seeing that it's a first time review (club ads or guys faking reviews for the free membership). Thanks for all that you do.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    Dev7on
    Maryland
    A Regretful Night
    Everybody has to start somewhere and, yes, a lot of mistakes were made. 1. Never go to a room without a clear understanding of what will happen. This is no time to be shy. If you want extras (HJ, BJ, or FS), say so. Most dancers who don't do extras will tell you upfront unless they are complete ROB's. 2. Never pay any money in advance. The club might require the room to be paid, but the dancer does not get her fee until the end. 3. Read reviews of clubs in your area to find out which ones offer extras and at what prices. $830 for half an hour is overpriced in any market. 4. If you read enough reviews from across the country, you will notice a pattern. The dancers who are super aggressive about going to a room frequently do not deliver the best service.
  • review comment
    5 years ago
    ChiliFusion
    California
    They have started asking for money first now!
    I can hardly wait for Papi's TJ report. It will be a report for the ages.