Comments by laplurker (page 2)

Jackson is on the $20 bill. Hamilton is on the $10 bill.

To each his own, but if I drop four bills I do not want to leave horny.

The street address is wrong. Try 3050 Burris Rd, Davie, FL.

I did a couple of visits to Sahara when I was in the area on business. The dancers were mostly chubby latinas who wore too much makeup.

The best first time review that I have read in a while. Thanks for posting.

Does Heidi think that guys go to a strip club for any reason other than to see sluts and whores?

Tourist pricing

Street address is wrong. Try 5428 N University Dr, Lauderhill, FL.

The street address is wrong. Try 19995 S Dixie Hwy, Miami, FL.

It's not much of an ad if she doesn't do extras.

I generally avoid the Cubans, but not because I'm prejudiced. It's just that I like to have a conversation with a dancer. Unfortunately, many of the Cubans speak little to no English. They also have a bit of a reputation as sharks on this board. And they seem to go all in for fake tits and asses. I prefer natural bodies. I have even asked some of the few remaining white dancers "Where did all the white girls go?" Even they don't know.

Street address is wrong in the club description. It is 11252 Trade Center Drive not 11226. There are a lot of typos in club addresses on this site. Check Google maps if going to a club that is new to you.

Thanks for the great review, both informative and entertaining. "exhausted from months of drinking and whoring" what a life!!

I see a lot of the Cuban dancers doing a slow walk around the pole with a thousand yard stare into the distance. How do they expect to sell dances? If you like big, big plastic tits and asses, then Cheetah WPB is not for you.

The club is listed as nude, but the report is that some dancers went topless and some did not. So, this place is basically topless not nude?

Everything I read about the Panhandle clubs says keep driving. $40 air dances???

Vegas dancers figure that everybody is a tourist. Get all of the money out of them that you can because you will never see them again.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for the "all reviews" option. It's great to see them all in one list.

I joined to get a discount on Medicare gap insurance. A lot of travel oriented businesses like hotels, car rentals, private airport parking lots, airport shuttles, etc. offer AARP discounts. Sadly, strip clubs do not.

One of the nice things about the old site was that it was easy to see every recent review in a single list. Now I have to switch locations many times to see all recent reviews which means I never will. I used to live in California and still get there on business. I would have to switch cities many times to follow every club that I want to see reviews for. At least, make all locations in one list an option, please, please.

When I click "more reviews" from the home page, I get a specific location not the full list. How do you see the full list from across the country?

When I saw the title, I thought you meant Cannabis Indica.

The new look is good. May I make two suggestions: 1. When I open up a review, I would like to see the type of club next to the club name (bikini, pastie, topless, nude). The space is there. It saves a click for clubs that I am not familiar with. 2. Next to the reviewer's name, I would like to see the number of reviews and the number of places. This info would also save a click. A lot of bad reviews are explained by seeing that it's a first time review (club ads or guys faking reviews for the free membership). Thanks for all that you do.

Everybody has to start somewhere and, yes, a lot of mistakes were made. 1. Never go to a room without a clear understanding of what will happen. This is no time to be shy. If you want extras (HJ, BJ, or FS), say so. Most dancers who don't do extras will tell you upfront unless they are complete ROB's. 2. Never pay any money in advance. The club might require the room to be paid, but the dancer does not get her fee until the end. 3. Read reviews of clubs in your area to find out which ones offer extras and at what prices. $830 for half an hour is overpriced in any market. 4. If you read enough reviews from across the country, you will notice a pattern. The dancers who are super aggressive about going to a room frequently do not deliver the best service.

I can hardly wait for Papi's TJ report. It will be a report for the ages.