Miami visitor enjoys The Body Club

I am an older, white guy from Wisconsin who visited Miami for a winter getaway in early January. As usual when I am on vacation, I visited a couple of SC’s. I did some research before arriving, including reading Papi Chulo’s reviews(they’re world class) and his autobiographical essay that begins “I’m a white hispanic guy residing in Miami........” My instincts are the same as Papi’s, although being a slow learner, it took me most of my life to figure out : For me, AA women are the best, Latinos are second, darker hued, tanned white girls are third and finally, light skinned white girls don’t do anything for me at all. I like girls who are solidly built, not skinny or full of flabby, misshaped protoplasm.

With that preamble, I visited the Body Club 3 times, all in the afternoon, twice on weekdays and once on a Sunday. I had a real good time. The club was located in a surprisingly good neighborhood with an upscale condo complex across the street and a Whole Foods, a golf course and Miami Country Day school all located within a mile. The parking lot was not large but it was not an issue in the afternoon. If it was the evening I think I would park 2 or 3 blocks away rather than risk having my car blocked in in the lot.

I thought the club opened at 2pm but I can attest it opens at 12 noon. I arrived a little before 1pm on one of my 3 visits, the club was open, there were 2 dancers and 1 other customer present. I got patted down each time. My visits were about 2.5 or 3 hours each time. By about 2 pm there were usually about 8-10 dancers and maybe 10-15 customers. By 4 or 4:30 it seemed that there were 16-18 dancers and 20-25 customers.