Reviews by chiefwiggum

I got here just at 7pm, no valet, parked myself. Nice well-lit lot unlike that shithole of a lot next door at Chicas Bonitas. I won't describe much detail as this club...

If you see Freeway in the address of any club in Houston, most likely it is on a parallel service road. If you don't know Houston driving, it's kind of like driving in...

Maybe it's me, but it was so loud in here I could barely make out how much a wristband is upon entry. It's 20 cover, and $15 for the lap dance area. ...

During my business trip I stayed on the "poor" side of the Galleria. From Westheimer road you can see three strip clubs, Vivid, next to Polekatz, and then at the end as Westheimer bends...

I went here 3x during my last business trip. I didn't have a lot of meetings so my intent was to hit as many clubs as possible. In terms of service, Treasures...

This place is like 200 yds down from St. James. I used to go here before and after a lot of nothing at St. James. It's in a very small plaza, next...

I went here twice last week (Tuesday and Thursday), both times unremarkable at best, otherwise terrible. The club layout is the same as this is a heavily reviewed club and hasn't changed since...

I was here a little over a month ago, but lost my notes. My counter-part at work who has the western US region had a heart attack (young guy) and my boss asked...

Holy shit a GILF! She said she danced at LS 25 years ago, as she looks like a girl (but older) that I danced with there pre-COVID. Not the same person. ...

This review covers two nights, Monday and Wednesday. Monday was totally dead, imo, but girls seemed to be working. Wednesday was much more livelier, but overall laid back, typical strip club atmosphere....

This review comprises of 2 visits, but all of my action is on Monday night, my first visit. I believe I paid a $20 cover (no cover before 7:30 I think) and a...

I'll skip the club description, it's the same. If anything, there appears to be more blue lighting to offset the heavy use of red throughout. I parked my car across Michigan Ave...

So my first attempt here was on a Tuesday night I believe around 9pm and they wanted $60 cover. Passed and had a great time at Chicas Bonitas next door. Came back...

The day started good, meetings were cancelled and my team was ahead on our project, so nothing to do. I entered a morning poker tournament and finished top 5 (first payout), which covered...

If I were still in college, I would call this a townie bar with girls who dance topless. This place is on the corner with a cramped parking lot, free. Upon entrance...

I tried this place first around 9:30 pm, they wanted a $40 cover. I politely declined. I went the next day around 7:30 pm, I meant to go earlier but I stopped...

Of all the places, I visited, I would say all have updated since pre-pandemic, except for this place (well, Rhino is pretty much the same, though I would say it is cleaner). This...

This was the first club I visited on my most recent work trip to Vegas. My client still has everyone working from home, so I knew that I didn't need much face time...

This place is down the street (well, depending what direction you came) from Tattletales. There's a ton of construction going on and while it was relatively easy to hit Tattletales at night (some...

This place is really easy to miss. My GPS made it appear as if I was driving into the middle of a curb. The parking lot entrance abuts a driveway of a...

My friend from work met up with me at Wax which is across the main street, close to a highway on ramp and exit. We did a couple of dances at Wax and...

My client meetings ended early so I thought I would hit this place at Fannie's since they're like across the main street from each other and the furthest away from my hotel. I...

I stumbled across this place looking for a highway exit and I was like why the hell not. There was a cop car in the parking lot, but by the time I found...

Got here about 7pm and the valet implied that he should park my car. I asked if I could park it myself and he said that the self-park was full, but then looked...