Lucy is a ROB, dive of a club, will not return

This place is not downtown, and for someone not familiar with Montreal, seemed out of the way. At least there was no construction. No parking lot, plenty of seemingly free parking on the street, with a Tim Horton's across the street.

Cover was $10 and had to step through a metal detector. No soft drinks. Water was $5. I wasn't paying, but my friend said that he paid with a $10 and only got two toonies in return. The place is small. The bar is immediately to the right upon entrance. Past the short bar against the wall are slot machines. Across from the bar is the small stage, like maybe a step high. Back to the right are the bathrooms and LDA. The LDA comprises of little alcoves, no doors. The club has some sort of mermaid theme going on.

The place was pretty dead. 3 girls and 2 older PLs. We were going to bounce right away, but as we drove all this way, we decided to at least get a drink. Of the dancers, two black girls, probably late 20s/early 30s, hard 6 at best. One white girl from Romania, Lucy, is a complete ROB. She might have been an 8 back in the day, but she had the best body of the bunch. My one friend loves older women, so he was game.